Why is it Mercedes diesels come to the Bay Area to die? - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

andersbenz · #1 09-09-2005, 02:15 PM

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An open letter to MBZ diesel owners

Reply to: anon-96367963@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-08, 11:58PM PDT

Why is it that those ****ing Mercedes diesels come to the Bay Area to die?

I'm so ****ing sick of you mother****ing seed eating save-the-world Berkeley cocksuckers driving your aging diesel rustbuckets. It never fails that I get stuck behind one of you pricks as you creep up the street leaving a noxious, toxic laden black cloud in your wake. You, driver of diesel deathbox, are invariably a creepy looking greasy haired freak befitting your **** colored, filth encrusted thirty year old 240D. Why is it that the windows of your fascist ****box is smeared with spooz and soot and the inside is filled with years of accumulated ****? Is that a prerequisite to joining the east bay diesel freak-o fraternity? Why the **** can't you drive faster than 18 mph? Aren't you EVER in a hurry to get anywhere, or have you forgotten what it's like to have responsibilities that require getting somewhere at a specific time? Why do you always drive all over the road like you're high and getting a blow job at the same time? How the **** can you stomach driving a pile of polluting **** that produces more carcinogens than a ****ing locomotive and STILL having the balls to plaster one of those ****ing "be kind to Mother Earth" bumper stickers? Let me assure you of one thing - I'll bet the person unfortunate enough to be following you cares a lot more about being able to breathe than saving ****ing Nepal, assclown. I wish I could make YOU breathe the **** that spews out of your tailpipe, you ****ing moron. You hypocritcal Great Society burnout goopswillers are more revolting than those anorexic Lamorinda housewhores and their dickless lawyer husbands driving to Incline Village in the Range Rover sporting the "keep tahoe blue" bumperstickers. Do the world a favor, ****stick - turn the Benz into a condo for the feral cats and dogs you feed in the neighborhood, grab your filthy backpack, and head for public transit. You belong on the BART platform, pacing aimlessly in your soil as you mumble to yourself.

Until then, stay the **** out of my way!!!

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boneheaddoctor · #2 09-09-2005, 02:46 PM

definate tree hugger type wrote that.....

Chris Bell · #3 09-09-2005, 02:53 PM

I may have cut that guy off the other day while driving my smoke belching diesel, at least I hope so

boneheaddoctor · #4 09-09-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Bell

I may have cut that guy off the other day while driving my smoke belching diesel, at least I hope so

bet the author drove a ford Excursion land yacht.....

G-Benz · #5 09-09-2005, 03:44 PM

Does the guy REALLY think enough of the Bay Area diesel owners have taken the time to read his rant and feel mortally insulted by his drivel?

Hope he felt better!

Up next: The I hate those soccer-mom cell-phone yakkin not-watchin-the-road while driving the enormous gas-guzzlin SUV rant??!

diametricalbenz · #6 09-09-2005, 03:44 PM

Wow...that guy has Tourette's (or is just too stupid to move elsewhere if he can't stand the Bay Area which is a very agreeable place to live in my opinion) but at least he still had the tact to remove all of the expletives.

Brian Carlton · #7 09-09-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by diametricalbenz

but at least he still had the tact to remove all of the expletives.

..............I believe that the M-Shop software was the censor, not that *******.

diametricalbenz · #8 09-09-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian Carlton

..............I believe that the M-Shop software was the censor, not that *******.

That does explain it.

If I see him I will toss him to the sea lions at one of the piers and they can sit on him until he cleans up his language.

DieselAddict · #9 09-09-2005, 06:33 PM

What an idiot. Unfortunately it's people like these that spread the bad word about diesels, just because they saw some diesel car whose owner hasn't been keeping up on those valve adjustments or air filter replacements or messing too much with the ALDA. I hate it when people think their Ford Expeditions are cleaner than these fuel-efficient marvels of engineering, but what can you do, there will always be an ignorant section of the population.

J. R. B. · #10 09-09-2005, 09:16 PM

With an obnoxious attitude like that he needs to accidently bumble into a biker bar and shoot off his mouth. I'm sure the regular patrons could give him 20 minutes of intensive therapy. One thing is for sure, the therapy will either make a man out of him or kill him.

biohead · #11 09-09-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Bell

I may have cut that guy off the other day while driving my smoke belching diesel, at least I hope so

probably did the same thing down here in berkeley. only difference is that my car's fumes probably made him craving for french fries

it's never too late to prove you have small balls...that's a real ballhead!!

boneheaddoctor · #12 09-09-2005, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by J. R. B.

With an obnoxious attitude like that he needs to accidently bumble into a biker bar and shoot off his mouth. I'm sure the regular patrons could give him 20 minutes of intensive therapy. One thing is for sure, the therapy will either make a man out of him or kill him.

Yeah...guys like that usually only spout off like that to a real biker only once...

I'd love to see him do that to a Bandido.....from a safe distance of course.

#13 09-09-2005, 09:53 PM

As much as he seemed to have a fetish for excrement, I think somebody should find out where he lives, and fill his yard and stupid useless vehicle full of the same.

I could just imagine the look on the *******s face when he stepped out of his front door to find that little response to his temper tantrum.

biohead · #14 09-09-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by boneheaddoctor

definate tree hugger type wrote that.....

sounds more like a bush hugger to me...

boneheaddoctor · #15 09-09-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by biohead

sounds more like a bush hugger to me...

the anti-deisel crowd is not republican...

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