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Old 09-10-2005, 01:48 AM
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home grown body bags

Alright farm boys, how about this?

Instead of making fried pork skins, which I love, we send the hides overseas to be used as body bags. A suicide bomber would be assured that his remains would be swept up and then sewn up in a nice semi fresh pig skin.

A big ol 450 pound ring neck sow skin would provide a nice straight jacket, eh?

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Old 09-10-2005, 12:02 PM
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Hum.....That's a thought. Now we must use pig skin for airplane and car seats instead of leather. That will surely cut down on hijacking and suicide car bombing. Better yet, everything will be produced using pig products.

Wow, I am wasting time here writing. I need to open a pig farm to take advantage of the demands
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Old 09-10-2005, 12:23 PM
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Alright farm boys, how about this?

Instead of making fried pork skins, which I love, we send the hides overseas to be used as body bags. A suicide bomber would be assured that his remains would be swept up and then sewn up in a nice semi fresh pig skin.

A big ol 450 pound ring neck sow skin would provide a nice straight jacket, eh?
I lik eyour thinking...and we should make it known that all terrorists will be fed three sqaures a day of pork....don't want to eat it fine..you starve to death...and we save money feeding them..
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Old 09-10-2005, 01:25 PM
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I lik eyour thinking...and we should make it known that all terrorists will be fed three sqaures a day of pork....don't want to eat it fine..you starve to death...and we save money feeding them..
That would do nothing. Sever the spinal column at the right spot and turn them into invalids. Insert Gastric Tube and force feed them for the rest of their days. Jingle the remaining nerves to cause pain but the body is intact. Feed their remains to pigs.

Killing people who don't mind dying is worthless. If you want to torture somebody and beat them, the body is hurt, it dies sooner. They have electrical devices that stimulate nerves to reduce pain. reverse that and you will have a torture device that keeps the body as healthy as possible that it may live long and suffer. Starvation to death is again worthless. Force feeding as a direct entry to the stomach would keep the body alive, force mental suffering and you can prolong it too.

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