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home grown body bags
Alright farm boys, how about this?
Instead of making fried pork skins, which I love, we send the hides overseas to be used as body bags. A suicide bomber would be assured that his remains would be swept up and then sewn up in a nice semi fresh pig skin. A big ol 450 pound ring neck sow skin would provide a nice straight jacket, eh?
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Hum.....That's a thought. Now we must use pig skin for airplane and car seats instead of leather. That will surely cut down on hijacking and suicide car bombing. Better yet, everything will be produced using pig products.
Wow, I am wasting time here writing. I need to open a pig farm to take advantage of the demands
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Killing people who don't mind dying is worthless. If you want to torture somebody and beat them, the body is hurt, it dies sooner. They have electrical devices that stimulate nerves to reduce pain. reverse that and you will have a torture device that keeps the body as healthy as possible that it may live long and suffer. Starvation to death is again worthless. Force feeding as a direct entry to the stomach would keep the body alive, force mental suffering and you can prolong it too.
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