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12-17-2005, 02:09 PM
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It's a bad day for brass monkys.
Well, maybe up nawth somewhere. It's 49 degrees here.
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12-17-2005, 04:01 PM
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Its colder than Hillary's icebox.
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12-17-2005, 07:26 PM
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Howdy All,
Colder than a mother-in-laws heart.
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12-17-2005, 08:57 PM
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searched google for it's colder than and got quite a few of them...
It's colder than Saddam's current toilet seat. It's colder than Dick Cheney's regard for the common man. It's colder than Michael Jackson's frozen sperm. It's colder than Ted William's head. It's colder than the clots that drop out of Hillary Clinton's cooter. It's colder than a whore's heart on payday It's colder than a witch's tit Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey! It's colder then my ex wifes divorce lawyer
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12-17-2005, 11:20 PM
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There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo. They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid. "Not bad", said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still.
So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor. "Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".
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12-18-2005, 12:49 AM
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It's so cold that the lawyers have their hand in their own pockets.
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It's colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike!
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