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Beer, fishing, golf & sex....
>I was walking down the street this week when I was accosted by a
>particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a >couple of dollars for dinner. >I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I >give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of >dinner?" >"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. >"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked. >"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend >all my time trying to stay alive." >"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of >food?" I asked. >"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 >years!" >"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district >instead of food?" I asked again. >"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the >homeless man. >"Well," I said , "I'm not going to give you the money. >Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my >girlfriend." >The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your girlfriend be furious with you >for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." >I replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks >like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex." |
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Thats a good one.
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Andrew '04 Jetta TDI Wagon '82 300TD ~ Winnie ~ Sold '77 300D ~ Sold
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I smell, too !!
I'm just like that homeless dude when I havent flown for more than a day or two.
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I liked this one.............
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to," his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work." |
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