Just re-found this site... it's been around a while, but it's funny still:

http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/AirportG(1).doc

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1992 300D 2.5T
1980 Euro 300D (sadly, sold)
1998 Jetta TDI, 132K "Rudy"
1974 Triumph TR6
1999 Saab 9-5 wagon (wife's)

I know you must be a fan of Crank Yankers and Howard Stern's phony phone callers like Captain Janks. If not, you should check them out.

I can't hear the name "Amanda" without thinking of Bart Simpson calling Moe's Bar and asking for Ms Huginkiss, Amanda Huginkiss. Life's way too short to take it so seriously!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

That's funny, I think of the same Simpsons episode when I hear "Amanda," too! Gone are the days of crank calling, it seems. As a middle-schooler I was guilty enough of it, but those years predated caller ID, *69, and all the other newfangled means of identification!

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1992 300D 2.5T
1980 Euro 300D (sadly, sold)
1998 Jetta TDI, 132K "Rudy"
1974 Triumph TR6
1999 Saab 9-5 wagon (wife's)