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Keeping Cool
Might be nice to think "Cool Thoughts". Richard Easley put this up back in '99 on the MBCA list.
DEGREES FARENHEIGHT 60: California residents put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50: Miami residents turn on the heat 45: Vermont residentsf go to outdoor concerts 40: You can see your breath. California residents shiver uncontrollably 35: Italian cars don't start 32: Water freezes 30: You plan your vacation to Australia 25: Ohio water freezes. California residents weep pitiably. Minnesota residents eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming 20: Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes Miami residents plan vacation further south. 15: French cars don't start. Cat insists in sleeping in bed with you 10: You need jumper cables to get the car going 5: American cars don't start. 0: Alaska residents put on T shirts --10: German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink --15: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansas residents stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist --20: Cat ionsists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesota residents shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start --25: To cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going --30: You plan a 2 week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start --40: California residents disappear. Minnesota residents button top button Canadians put on sweaters --50: Caongressional hot air freezes. Alaska residents close the bathroom window. Polar bears move south. Green Bay Packers fans order hot cocoa at the game. AND AT: --90: Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets Keep cool, Jim
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