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Keeping Cool
Might be nice to think "Cool Thoughts". Richard Easley put this up back in '99 on the MBCA list.
DEGREES FARENHEIGHT 60: California residents put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50: Miami residents turn on the heat 45: Vermont residentsf go to outdoor concerts 40: You can see your breath. California residents shiver uncontrollably 35: Italian cars don't start 32: Water freezes 30: You plan your vacation to Australia 25: Ohio water freezes. California residents weep pitiably. Minnesota residents eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming 20: Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes Miami residents plan vacation further south. 15: French cars don't start. Cat insists in sleeping in bed with you 10: You need jumper cables to get the car going 5: American cars don't start. 0: Alaska residents put on T shirts --10: German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink --15: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansas residents stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist --20: Cat ionsists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesota residents shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start --25: To cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going --30: You plan a 2 week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start --40: California residents disappear. Minnesota residents button top button Canadians put on sweaters --50: Caongressional hot air freezes. Alaska residents close the bathroom window. Polar bears move south. Green Bay Packers fans order hot cocoa at the game. AND AT: --90: Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets Keep cool, Jim
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Only exception is the Miami residents turning on the heat at 50, unless they just moved there from up north.
I'm a little further north than Miami, and the heat comes on way before it reaches 60. ![]()
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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein 09 Jetta TDI 1985 300D |
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