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07-24-2006, 11:48 AM
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Okay you creative thinkers, euphemisms for "sex"
Since we have so many creative thinkers here, what are your favorite euphemisms for "Sex?"
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07-24-2006, 12:03 PM
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Doing the "Wild Monkey Dance."
Taking the one- eyed viper for a swim down the Amazon Visiting the Enchanted Forest Slammin the sammy Waxing the turtle Spanking the monkey Last edited by Mistress; 07-24-2006 at 03:07 PM.
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07-24-2006, 12:45 PM
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Dancin' in the sheets (yeah, I know, '80s song)
Doing the horizontal bop ("Waxing the turtle"? Never heard that one!) .
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07-24-2006, 01:14 PM
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Pork, ride, rumple-foreskin, manual transmission.
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07-24-2006, 01:44 PM
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...or the "Horizontal Mambo"...
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07-24-2006, 01:57 PM
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play cards
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07-24-2006, 01:57 PM
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plunging the happy hole
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07-24-2006, 02:44 PM
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"Spanking the money?"
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Oh, and Wodnek, "Playing Cards?" I don't get that at all. We're talking about sex here. If you'll excuse me now, I have to go "explore the love cave" on my lunch break. Think I'll go down and have a hairy taco for lunch. See ya!
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07-24-2006, 02:55 PM
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Sexercize
Taking the flesh boat to tuna town Beast with two backs Communists in the Summer House Mixing the baby juice Fiddle with your middle
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07-24-2006, 03:03 PM
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Doing pushups in a dark cave until you puke.
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07-24-2006, 04:13 PM
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There was a thread last week, entitled
E500 + BRABUS = SEX 
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07-24-2006, 04:45 PM
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Going to town.
Once, a cowboy showed up in town completely naked. A friend came up and asked "What the hay-ell is going on, Clem?!" The cowboy says, "Wahll, I happened to come upon a cowgirl, stark nekkid! She said 'Cowboy, why don't you take off your hat?' So I took off my hat! She said, 'Cowboy, why'ont you take off your boots?' So I took off my boots!! She says, 'Cowboy, why'ont you take off all your clothes?' So I took off all my clothes!!! And then she said, 'well, go to town cowboy.' So here I am!!!!"
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07-24-2006, 09:08 PM
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When you have little ones about, I dont say "hey hun do you wanna F---? I say, Wanna play cards? I suppose at some point little ones catch on.
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07-24-2006, 09:28 PM
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Wango Tango
Tearing one off
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