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08-01-2006, 06:45 PM
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Things you would say about your car but not your girlfriend
Just like Whose Line is it.
 I'll start.Hmm.. there's a smudge on your bumper.
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08-01-2006, 06:52 PM
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She needs a ball joint replaced.
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08-01-2006, 06:57 PM
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the rear end is going bad.
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08-01-2006, 06:59 PM
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She needs frequent lubing nowadays...
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08-01-2006, 07:12 PM
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Its stroked and bored. Oh, wait a minute, I would say that...
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08-01-2006, 08:22 PM
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She's a cold starter or runs rough when hot.
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08-01-2006, 08:31 PM
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She's getting old and high maintenance but I'll hold onto to her
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08-01-2006, 08:33 PM
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Her climate control is all mixed up....one minute it freezing...the next, hotter than hades.
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08-01-2006, 08:55 PM
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I wish you were loyal like my MB honey.
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08-01-2006, 09:04 PM
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Still fits like a glove.
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08-01-2006, 09:05 PM
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Nice firm bumpers or blinding headlights
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#14
08-01-2006, 09:06 PM
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Quote:
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08-01-2006, 09:08 PM
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She feels a bit loose and bouncy.
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Sent from an agnostic abacus 2014 C250 21,XXX my new DD ** 2013 GLK 350 18,000 Wife's new DD** - With out god, life is everything. - God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson - You can pray for me, I'll think for you. - When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
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