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Old 08-08-2006, 02:34 PM
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The Mercedes Benz Commandments

Just add what you feel is appropriate:

1. Thou shalt not destroy a Mercedes Benz

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Old 08-08-2006, 02:37 PM
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2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's W126.
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Old 08-08-2006, 02:39 PM
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Thou shalt treasure and love thy vehicle. Lo,they that maintaineth and honor their car,yea,even above kith and kin, shall they be beloved of the Lord and at his right hand shall sit at the day of judgement.
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Old 08-08-2006, 02:46 PM
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3. Thine eyes shall not be widened when being quoted M-100 parts prices.
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Old 08-08-2006, 02:49 PM
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4) Thou shalt perform all maintenance on time and according to the Book, and only with properly blessed parts!
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Old 08-08-2006, 02:50 PM
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'Thou shalt hold no other car before Me'
...even if thine spring perch rusthet out and thine wiring harness disintegratith...
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Old 08-08-2006, 02:51 PM
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'Thou shalt hold no other car before Me'
...even if thine spring perch rusthet out and thine wiring harness disintegratith...
LMAO - that's good
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Old 08-08-2006, 02:58 PM
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If thee should find thyself in the position to accelerate greatly and thus blow a cloud of glorius diesel soot that shouldst envelope the California Green unbeliever and thereby makest him more holy; thou should doest so for it is good in my eye (and theirs)!
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:01 PM
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Thou shall mark their spot

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Thou shall not allow the blessed hoodstar ever dull


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Old 08-08-2006, 03:05 PM
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:12 PM
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I. Thou shalt have no other rides.

II. Thou shalt not make a sculpted image or any likeness of the three pointed star and wear it as adornment.

III. Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of the Benz.

IV. Remember the Sabbath day use it keep your Benz holy.

V. Thou shalt honor Rudolph and Daimler.

VI. Thou shalt not crush a Benz.

VII. Thou shalt not mess around with other brands.

VIII. Thou shalt not purchase aftermarket repair parts from the heathen.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness about your driving or mechanical prowess.

X. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's SL.
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:16 PM
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There is but one Benz and Von Diesel is his prophet!

(yea, I know, wrong religion. Don't make me go Benzihad on you, infidel!)
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Old 08-08-2006, 05:14 PM
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Keep the Mercedes-Benz sacred in thine eyes...thou shalt not "pimp thy ride"!
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Old 08-08-2006, 06:19 PM
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Thou shalt not laugh at other cars of inferior build quality.
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Old 08-08-2006, 08:11 PM
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1. Thou should educate ricers and rustangs alike in the meaning of AMG.

2. Thou should embrace the weekly maintence.

3. Thou shall not "pimp thy ride".

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