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The Mercedes Benz Commandments
Just add what you feel is appropriate:
1. Thou shalt not destroy a Mercedes Benz
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL |
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2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's W126.
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BENZ THERE DONE THAThttp://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/...c/progress.gif 15 VW Passat TDI 00 E420 98 E300 DT 97 E420 Donor Car - NEED PARTS? PM ME! 97 S500 97 E300D 86 Holden Jackaroo Turbo D 86 300SDL (o\|/o) |
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Thou shalt treasure and love thy vehicle. Lo,they that maintaineth and honor their car,yea,even above kith and kin, shall they be beloved of the Lord and at his right hand shall sit at the day of judgement.
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3. Thine eyes shall not be widened when being quoted M-100 parts prices.
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4) Thou shalt perform all maintenance on time and according to the Book, and only with properly blessed parts!
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John 2003 Firemist Red/grey leather SL 500 2015 Palladium Silver/black mbtex GLK 350 1987 Smoke Silver/burgundy mbtex 300E Sportline (SOLD) Click to see 87 300E |
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'Thou shalt hold no other car before Me'
...even if thine spring perch rusthet out and thine wiring harness disintegratith...
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-Marty 1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible (Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one) Reading your M103 duty cycle: http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/showpost.php?p=831799&postcount=13 http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/showpost.php?p=831807&postcount=14 |
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LMAO - that's good
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BENZ THERE DONE THAThttp://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/...c/progress.gif 15 VW Passat TDI 00 E420 98 E300 DT 97 E420 Donor Car - NEED PARTS? PM ME! 97 S500 97 E300D 86 Holden Jackaroo Turbo D 86 300SDL (o\|/o) |
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If thee should find thyself in the position to accelerate greatly and thus blow a cloud of glorius diesel soot that shouldst envelope the California Green unbeliever and thereby makest him more holy; thou should doest so for it is good in my eye (and theirs)!
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Thou shall mark their spot
or Thou shall not allow the blessed hoodstar ever dull ( i have no idea how to sound all bible like) |
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Thou shalt not interpret the 'k' as kompressor!
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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman |
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I. Thou shalt have no other rides.
II. Thou shalt not make a sculpted image or any likeness of the three pointed star and wear it as adornment. III. Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of the Benz. IV. Remember the Sabbath day use it keep your Benz holy. V. Thou shalt honor Rudolph and Daimler. VI. Thou shalt not crush a Benz. VII. Thou shalt not mess around with other brands. VIII. Thou shalt not purchase aftermarket repair parts from the heathen. IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness about your driving or mechanical prowess. X. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's SL.
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There is but one Benz and Von Diesel is his prophet!
(yea, I know, wrong religion. Don't make me go Benzihad on you, infidel!)
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Keep the Mercedes-Benz sacred in thine eyes...thou shalt not "pimp thy ride"!
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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle 2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car 2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver 2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car |
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Thou shalt not laugh at other cars of inferior build quality.
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-Justin 91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd 01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd 07 MB ML320 CDI - dd 16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd it's automatic. |
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1. Thou should educate ricers and rustangs alike in the meaning of AMG.
2. Thou should embrace the weekly maintence. 3. Thou shall not "pimp thy ride".
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1999 SL500 1969 280SE 2023 Ram 1500 2007 Tiara 3200 |
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