A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.

He began his round with an eagle and a birdie on the second. On the third
hole he scored his first hole in one, when his cell phone rang.

It was his doctor notifying him his wife had just been in a terrible accident
and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was, and that he'd be
there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
shaping up to be his best round of golf ever.

He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading for the hospital.
He ended up finishing all eighteen.
He finished his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record
by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was
jubilant, then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital.

He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
round of golf, didn't you?

I hope your proud of yourself. While you were out for the past four hours
enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife had been languishing in the ICU.
It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be
more than likely your last.

For the rest of your life she will require `round he clock care`, and you'll
be the care giver!".

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The Doctor started to snicker and said, " just kidding..she died two hours
ago... what did you shoot?"

That was great, JD!

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