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09-11-2006, 04:33 PM
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wow i think we may have passed the point of no return...
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09-11-2006, 04:38 PM
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I can remember going through the toll from the Long Island Expressway into the Midtown Tunnel and my wife just could not hold it anymore. She was about 8 1/2 months with our daughter. I pulled over to the side, she opened the car door so no one could see and made a river. The toll booths are 50 ft. away and a zillion cars are streaming by. Thank goodness she had on a dress! Yes, I do but I aim for the drain. Our shower smells fine. There is so much water mixing in it dilutes it.
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09-11-2006, 04:50 PM
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09-11-2006, 04:56 PM
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Sure!
I'm a multi-tasker. I pee in the back yard, on the side of the highway occassionally. I'm a man, baby!
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09-11-2006, 04:57 PM
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Yes, and when I remember to bring the razor, I shave too.
Singing in the shower reminds me about a poll that I read a while back. A bunch of men and women were surveyed, and it turned out that 62% of them sang in the shower; the other 38% masturbated. Any idea what song they sang? Yeah....I didn't think you knew 
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09-11-2006, 04:58 PM
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Someone mentioned calcium deposits clogging the drains. Does that mean we can't pee in the toilet either?
Masons pee on their hands to counteract the effects of lime in cement. Peeing in the shower seems minor compared to shaking hands with a mason.
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09-11-2006, 05:01 PM
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When I start makin´ love I don´t just make love... I be strokin´ That´s what I be doin´, huh I be strokin´ I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin´ Let me ask you somethin´... What time of the day do you like to make love Have you ever made love just before breakfast Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on a couch Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said: ´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´ I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin´ Let me ask you something... How long has it been since you made love, huh? Did you make love yesterday Did you make love last week Did you make love last year Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight But just remember, when you start making love You make it hard, long, soft, short And be strokin´ I be strokin´ I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh I be strokin´ Now when I start making love to my woman I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified ´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter Clarence Carter, ooooh ****, Clarence Carter´ The other night I was strokin´ my woman And it got so good to her, you know what she told me Let me tell you what she told me, she said: ´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO! I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I be strokin´ I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh I be strokin´ I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I be strokin´, Yeah! I be strokin´ I stroke it to the north I stroke it to the south I stroke it everywhere I even stroke it with my... WOO! I be strokin´ I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! I be strokin´
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09-11-2006, 05:47 PM
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 Maybe I'll try that kitchen trick.
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09-11-2006, 08:34 PM
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Shower? No
Bathroom Sink? Yes.
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09-11-2006, 09:51 PM
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Hell, I trained my dogs to pee in the shower. They sleep with us and when they feel the need to relieve themselves at night they just scamper into the shower and do their thing. It's a lot easier to clean up than the litter box my wife tried, and keeps me from having to let them out at night.
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09-11-2006, 09:56 PM
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09-11-2006, 10:01 PM
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If the drain was large enough I'd defecate too!
Then take the handheld shower head and "instant bidee"! Okay...I shared too much!
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09-11-2006, 10:03 PM
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Yeah, hope the nosy neighbors don't hear about it! I have better luck keeping the dogs from peeing on the floor than the kids...little boys have awful aim. One peed in the trash can next to the toilet and tried to pretend he knew nothing about it?! And don't get me started on the autistic boy who got poop all over the bathroom wall...
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09-11-2006, 10:11 PM
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Too much information!
A famous theologian once said "That which is most personal is also most universal."
Isn't it funny how things we might not ever admit standing in a group, fact to face, we will admit to here? I was at a neighbor's cocktail party one night (this man is the president of a fairly prestigious manufacturer's association and has a PhD in something I don't pretend to understand), when said neighbor began talking about how he liked to piss off his deck into the backyard. One by one other neighborhood men said that they did that, too. I was flabbergasted at this admission! I thought I was the only one! Of course, there was plenty of alcohol being consumed on that occassion.
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09-11-2006, 10:47 PM
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on the original question:
only if i need to. and...but not in the tub! tom w
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