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More funnies...
There was a small bakery shop in a town that had a very attractive
female clerk. It became known throughout the town that the pretty woman didn't like to wear panties under her skirt while on duty as the clerk at the bakery. Men would come in to the store, all day long to buy a loaf of raisin bread. When they requested raisin bread, the clerk would have to climb a ladder to reach the bread on a high shelf behind the counter which revealed quite a show for the male customers. As the day grew longer, the lady became quite exhausted from climbing the ladder to fetch raisin bread. Just as she was on the ladder retrieving another loaf of raisin bread for a customer, an elderly gentleman walked into the bakery to purchase a pie for his wife so they could celebrate National Pie Day with their friends and family. The clerk shouted down to the old man, who was pretending not to be looking up, and asked, "Sir, I'll bet yours is raisin, too?" The old gentleman replied, "No it isn't, but it is sure startin' to twitch some." ===================================== There was a little boy who was curious about what a strip club was like. So one day he decided to sneak into one. Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced until they started taking off their clothing. That's when he jumped from his hiding place, bolted out the door, and started running down the street screaming and yelling where he runs and into a man. The man asks the boy, "What's wrong you young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!" The little boy replies, "Ghost! It's worse than that, mister! My mommy told me that if I ever watched a girl undress before I got married, I'd would slowly turn to stone, and then all of a sudden..." ============================================= Subject: Major Breakthrough Apple Computer reported today that it has Developed computer chips that can store and play Music inside women's breasts . This is considered To be a major breakthrough because women are always Complaining about men staring at their breasts and Not listening to them.
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good ones!
tom w
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Ugly man scores!
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything. Me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno" replied the ugly man ". . . I never found the head…….."
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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein 09 Jetta TDI 1985 300D |
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