Know Your State Motto?
 

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO?

Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People. Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's or Most Tax Brackets

Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto! Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State

Texas
Sí, Habla Inglés

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Yep

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
We Have More Rain Than You Do

Washington, D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor ?

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto! Right here!

Yeah thats NJ for sure!:D

Do us Jersey people really curse that much that it even ends up in our motto?
:confused:

Pretty good. New Hampshire's is not that much different than it's real one which is, unless I'm mistaken: "Live free or die."

California's actual motto is "Eureka!" Short, and to the point. :D

I expected Ohio to be........ask us about our coin collection for Workers' Compensation. (and the Repulican candidate next month for govenor, Blackwell, was part of the whole mess)

New Florida motto:
 

Snowbirds: The new white meat.

I thought Iowa's motto was "Gateway to Nebraska"?
Wisconsins is actually short and to the point like Cali's: "Forward"' Maybe it should be "Chicagos first line of defense from Iowa, Minnesota, and Yoopers".
Gilly

I would have to agree with Mississippi's in comparison to the actual motto of "It's like coming home", which has no relevance.

I can imagine the committees where a state motto is chosen must be a tough gig.

Reminds me of a billboard that used to be up (probably still is) on the highway by the town of George, Washington (yes, it's true) that said:

GEORGE, WASHINGTON. IF YOU LIVED HERE, YOU'D BE HOME NOW.

Louisiana?
 

Louisiana's real motto is "Third World . . . and Proud of It!" (Or maybe that should be the one for New Orleans alone.)
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Yes!:D

I used to know a guy who had a T-shirt that said this. Funny thing, he was actually one of the people who tracked their numbers.

It was a joke, of course.

As for the New Jersey motto, if I'm not mistaken there was a contest to come up with a replacement for "New Jersey and you, perfect together," and the one listed here was actually a contest entry.

It should be "Where real men can't pump their own gas."

Why should we? I use cologne every single day, why ruin it with the smell of gas or diesel?

It's so much easier to pull up and say: "Fill it up super please." :D
You guys are just jealous because you have to do it yourself. I just whip out cash and press the button for the fuel latch to open. Plus the gas attendants always make you look good if you are with a girl. They walk up to the car and tell you how awesome it looks or what a nice girl you have in your car. It's a win win situation.

FL state motto " one , two, three, seven, twentyseventyjillion, four,.. .wait do it over i think we missed a chad"

I can see it now, kamil... :hippy:

"Hey, nice car. I wish I had an Audi like yours."
http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/upload...ell-774853.jpg

Hahahahahahahahahaha

I actually do have a few pairs like that. I'm serious......:D

Please, DON'T post a picture of them. :D

Maryland's should be:

Visit the arresting state of Maryland.

It's not a picture but a video. Just a tip for some of you guys.... girls love this type of crap if you do it in their presence. I would never wear these speedos outside.....

quick camera phone video

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2862230505443082304


I'm off to study...i've been procrastinating all this time and I have midterms on MONDAY.

I hate having to fuel up in NJ, because I can't pump my own fuel. I will go out of my way and pay the higher fuel prices in CT to avoid this.

I don't want some middle school drop out touching my car.

If they have been doing it for years then they are "specialized" in their field. They can pump gas better than anybody out there, perhaps better than you as well. :cool:

It's just so dang hard to stick the tube in the hole, swipe the credit card and *gasp* squeeze the handle! :eek:

But then you smell afterwards....it's like touching a public phone or something. Can you imagine how many germs are on that nozzle looking thing...lol :eek:

I would hate to pump my gas. Last time I was in upstate NY some girl pumped it for me. I played stupid and she came out and did it....she was cute as hell too. :stupid:

When I was in Montana one time I did the same thing and the girls thought it was adorable...she even told me herself. They actually have young girls working at gas stations in Montana. Over here they have a bunch of Indians and Muslims running the show.

Don't mind the smell of diesel fuel, besides it goes away real fast. Just have to be carefull not to drip on the loafers!:D

Certain things I just rather do myself, to prevent stupid screw ups. Thats one of them.

They can also pump your diesel car full of gasoline, while looking right at the "Diesel Fuel Only" sticker. Guess how I know that...

When the little turd did that did you almost beat the **** out of him?
I would have been furious...

The dickhead threatened to call the cops on me because I refsed to pay for it. I told him if I drove away with it misfueled, he would be paying for a new engine. When the station owner (daddy) got wind of it, he was about ready to kick junior's azz. Mobil station on Route 17 in Ramsey, long time ago.

I know exactly where that is...that's like 10 minutes from my house. I live right in those neck of the woods.... :)

I don't think the same station is there any more. It was sort of a truck stop type of place. This would have been about 1981 or 82.

Wow, I wasn't even born yet.

Instead of 'Maryland, The Free State' it should be 'Maryland, The Police State'.