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10-12-2006, 10:48 PM
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Know Your State Motto?
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO?
Alabama Heck Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky Five Million People. Fifteen Last Names Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's or Most Tax Brackets Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else. Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto! Right here! New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania Cook With Coal Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee The Edyoocashun State Texas Sí, Habla Inglés Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont Yep Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington We Have More Rain Than You Do Washington, D.C. Wanna Be Mayor ? West Virginia One Big Happy Family... Really! Wisconsin Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
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10-12-2006, 11:27 PM
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New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto! Right here! Yeah thats NJ for sure! 
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10-13-2006, 09:19 PM
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10-13-2006, 10:14 PM
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Why should we? I use cologne every single day, why ruin it with the smell of gas or diesel? It's so much easier to pull up and say: "Fill it up super please." You guys are just jealous because you have to do it yourself. I just whip out cash and press the button for the fuel latch to open. Plus the gas attendants always make you look good if you are with a girl. They walk up to the car and tell you how awesome it looks or what a nice girl you have in your car. It's a win win situation.
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10-13-2006, 10:17 PM
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FL state motto " one , two, three, seven, twentyseventyjillion, four,.. .wait do it over i think we missed a chad"
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10-13-2006, 10:35 PM
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 "Hey, nice car. I wish I had an Audi like yours." 
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10-13-2006, 10:39 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahaha I actually do have a few pairs like that. I'm serious......
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10-13-2006, 02:09 AM
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Pretty good. New Hampshire's is not that much different than it's real one which is, unless I'm mistaken: "Live free or die."
California's actual motto is "Eureka!" Short, and to the point.
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10-13-2006, 06:47 AM
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I expected Ohio to be........ask us about our coin collection for Workers' Compensation. (and the Repulican candidate next month for govenor, Blackwell, was part of the whole mess)
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10-13-2006, 10:34 AM
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New Florida motto:
Snowbirds: The new white meat.
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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein 09 Jetta TDI 1985 300D
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10-13-2006, 10:41 AM
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I thought Iowa's motto was "Gateway to Nebraska"?
Wisconsins is actually short and to the point like Cali's: "Forward"' Maybe it should be "Chicagos first line of defense from Iowa, Minnesota, and Yoopers". Gilly
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10-13-2006, 05:47 PM
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10-13-2006, 06:01 PM
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It was a joke, of course. As for the New Jersey motto, if I'm not mistaken there was a contest to come up with a replacement for "New Jersey and you, perfect together," and the one listed here was actually a contest entry.
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