Definition of a good lay
 

What's a good lay? And don't tell me "If you have to ask..."

Any day that involves getting laid. :D

When I was a kid it was when my hand wanted a cigarette, too.

Two words: Gumby Legs

When she screams my name!:D

When she clutches me tightly and screams, "Hattersguuuy!!!"

B

Yeah about that!:D Then her parents knock on the door and are like whats going on!:eek: Nothing of course.:D

How was I supposed to know she was a screamer?:confused:

It is not "what " but who?
 

Hell,maybe I'm old fashioned,but the whole deal is about giving the woman pleasure,with us men it's generally shoot and eject.

An hour or so of oral and nip squeezing,bringing her to a tumultuous orgasm,including a judicious use of fingers in strategic holes,a strong tongue in addition to taking your cues from her pleasure,finally when she can stand no more and screams for you to stop you load your gun and do what God and nature intended,when I was younger I could hold out for 10 minutes or so,now it's more like 4-5 minutes,at least it still works................

Any woman that doesn't press charges is a good lay in my book. ;)

Is this related to why no Miss America from Idaho has been selected?

Phooey,I eat Doritos and Herr's

he he he.....You said "clam dip". uhh uh huh huh huh huh

No contestant wants to go national with the statement, "Idaho...".

Idaho once,Arkansaw it,I forgot the details but Alaska sometime.

Like what does Delaware?

Anything that's not inturrupted by the cops would be great...

~Nate

Good skills are acquired early,thus say the behavioral anthropologists....


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One that's so good that when you're not with her, you're thinking about her and when the next time will be.

One where you don't want to shower off her scents, wash your face or hands.

...........yep........was similar........but now the capability is increased to 45 minutes.......or more........

...........I'll leave you to ponder the solution.........

Y'all done good when she rolls over and falls asleep. :cool:

A good lay is one when I get to lay back and let her do all the work. :D

A New Jersey

after thirty years of marriage i am not going to discuss my sex life here.

but i will say this, being married to a teacher, .... they always make you do it 'til you get it right!

tom w

So did you purposely get it wrong since you would have to do it again and again?

They're ALL good in my book!

Didn't someone once say "I never had bad sex. Even when it was bad, it was good."?

Ah, yes, and it was me who said that....back to the whips...

As some of you know from earlier posts, I was a man whore in an earlier life!!! From those encounters I learned an awful lot about women and sex. You can't expect a partner to be attentive without being that way yourself. Always give as much or more than you get and you'll both be completely satisfied!!! So, my definition of a good lay is a woman that is just as concerned with your pleasure and needs as she is with hers!!!:)

I think the second post still has the best response :D

what?

tom w

brunettes= fun

red heads= fun^2

A good lay? I would say an easy, unobstructed 5 iron shot to the green.

It used to be baseball but now that the Tigers are winning its back to Rosanne.:D

The question is a tough one because the worst I have ever had was fantastic. It does not go from bad------------>good its Good----------------->heart attack.

You have low standards. A hole in one would be my wish.

I kinda like it when they move a little.

That's what Nelson Rockefeller said:Dhttp://www.ishipress.com/marshak.htm

Nobody agrees with my definition?:P

Oh ja! That is a good lay too....especially when they lean back, and grab on to your ankles for extra leverage. :D

...........yep, Rosaanne would probably do it in my younger days. Unfortunately, the problem is reversed now. You've got another 10 years or so.................

Yeah, good point, Larry. It's nice to not feel like a necrophiliac! It's comforting when there are signs of life.:jigga: