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i love bi girl
I love this girl who is bi. She is very ath letic, very fit, ver y solid, but she is bi. I have no idea as to h ow to relate, and I really need h elp, Sorry for the errors but I had two beers and I gu;ess; I'm not okay. but I love this women, two some threesome what difference sorry i really drunk. ,r fpm
y lmpe jpe how much drink lats night!!@@@$$%^^&*()) _++_)(*^%$$###@ i brink sexy bacvk |
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You are drunk after 2 beers?! You are pathetic. Oh, and by the way.....don't waste your time. You will never compare to another woman.
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I've dated BI gals and they invariably will choose a man for security and a woman for pleasure. Despite many entreaties I never did get to enjoy the ol' sandwich job with her and her girlfriend,which is why I went out with her in the first place. |
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Best thread ever. It seems that the more intoxicated people get, the better the threads are to read. Maybe we should all get drunk and have at it.
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Great idea! I'll get the ball rolling during dinner with 3 manhattans,all other brave souls follow suit with their favourite liver-killers,I'm tellin'ya,we'll have a stinkin'good time........
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Its the Bourbon Sippers vs the Beer Swillers, round 1!
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Is this the same girl you fell in LOVE with a few weeks ago
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Why Don't We Get Drunk
I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here Your voice sounds so wonderful But your face don't look too clear So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw. (Chorus) Why don't we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true So, why don't we get drunk and screw. (Instrumental) (Repeat chorus)
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Oh,Christ,not the BMW expert you mentioned having such a great time with?now I'M gonna get blasted out of sympathy.....ain't nuthin' sacred anymore???
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Treat her like you would anybody else. Her non-conformist preference for gender, doesn't mean that she is non-conformist with everything else in life.
ie: her farts smell just as bad as yours.
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Call me a god and I'll tip the undertaker
That fool couldn't tell a real still from a faker Well I ain't no fool, but I play one on TV Cause misery loves company That's why everyone loves me Now, buy me a drink and I'll tell you all a story About a bastard who traded in treasure for glory There treasure was true love, the bastard he was me Cause misery loves company That's why everyone loves me Well, I've been a rich man I've been a poor man Inside a Saturday night I've done the works And there's one thing I know You can't win if it ain't a fair fight I ain't seen the pastor since Sunday bloody morning All the girls in the choir are in labor or mourning Take one look in my eyes, I think you'll all agree Cause misery loves company And that's why everyone loves me I've done every **** job Handed out nose jobs Made a few friends in the tombs But I've found that in most cases Fixing the the rat race Is better than pushing a broom Now, who shall I marry the junky or the jailer? Your choices are few when you know you're a failure But there's one thing that everyone in the bar agrees That misery loves company And that's why everyone loves me |
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i bet nate could drink you under the table nh500sl
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I'm not that easy, budso!
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