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And For Those Who Say There Is No Good News!
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Whoa, lucky guy, first, that he could find the severed organ, and second, that he had presence of mind to pack it in ice.
Damn, there's some hardball played over thar.
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I think we have done that here already. Besides, the girls of the movie did mentioned that Bobbit had a hard time rising to the occasion
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Quote:
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/05/14/bobbitt.arrest/
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I bet that hurt... severely.
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I think he was feeling no pain at that time. How fast would YOU wake up if I were to sneak into your bedroom, grab you penis and hack it off? Think I will make it to the door?
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Quote:
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE LAUGH AT MY JOKES? Ah n'ermind.
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Word to the wise. Keep your dayjob and don't try be a comedian.
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Wow! I'm glad I don't live in your neighborhood! Don't get me wrong, here in the swamp we'll kill somebody for any number of good reasons but at least we let him meet his maker with all his parts intact! Well, except maybe for that nasty beheading incident a few years back, but that was more of a misunderstanding than intentional! |
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...and I thought it was a Sizilian domain...
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Guy got his weeny wacked off and you think he's LUCKY?! Man. you are quite the optimist, CMAC.
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Maybe I'm slow, but I missed it also. Puns that subtle (the best kind) might need some showcasing, such as: "sever-ely." I dunno, but it wasn't bad.
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I bet it was hard to find when they tried to find it in the ice!
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Hear about the Polish organ donor?
Brings an organ to the local emergency room,blocking their doors,gets arrested. In the squad car he says,"the hell's the matter with them,don't they like Hammond B3's???" |
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