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Twas the night before Christmas and be-miffed was Mistress for she didn't make the Santa Elf cut at Macy's. So she took matters into her own hands and called on old St. Nick himself

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

"Can't talk now," Santa said. "I'm trying to get my WVO heated up for the 300TD sleighride South tonight."

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

So discarding her overcoat from the hallscreen she emerged,in raiments seductive for desire provoking urge.

However, not one guest had been invited to partake of her delightful dis-attire.

Santa Claus wants some Loving

Click on song number 3 or 7 on the attached link. I've got the 45 around here somewhere. Used to be one of my favorite x-mas songs.

This does not really have anything to do with MB and X-mas but I figured I would share.

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Jim

...So she took matters into her own hands and called on old St. Nick himself.

Is "St. Nick" the marketing name for a red personal massage device?

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85' 300D No inspection, No registration fees, Cheap insurance
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious %$&^."

While waiting for Santa, she opened the gift from Martha Stewart and exclaimed with glee . . "Wow, the $1,200 wonder toy! Let's see if this really is a "good thing."

No, that would be Bob, battery operated boyfriend...

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Bob, bob, bobbin' along . . .

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

As Mistress reveled in the smooth, powerful feel of Bob, her knees suddenly went week.