3 Surgeons
 

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing Surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my Favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I Reattached them and, 8 months later, he performed a private concert for The Queen of England.

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing! A young man lost an arm And both legs in an accident. I reattached them and, 2 years later, he Won a gold medal in Track and Field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and meth and she Rode a galloping horse head-on into an 18-wheeler traveling 80 miles an Hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the Horse's' ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a Senator from New York.

*slaps knee*:laugh2:

The same joke I heard in the 60's when Johnson was in office.

You'll probably get char-broiled for making that joke - liberals don't like humor when it's directed at them.

I can handle the flames. It's only the internet.

It is not a question of liberal or conservative, it is a question of the same old joke rehashed for the bizzilionth time.

I think she's a pretty popular Senator in NY , and doing a good job and well liked by most there.

So what's the point????

It's a looooong way to being as funny as any of the Anti - bush jokes......

Unless some stooopid Pub doesn't realize it's just a joke .

Wow, This joke surely brings out the people that cannot see the humor through the politics.