1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
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2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
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3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in.
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4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
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6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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7) You might not be the bestlookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
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8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin we kin sleep til afternoon.
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13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Oh dear, are the "redneck pickup lines" making the internet mail lists again?

Which one did you use to pick up Mrs. Bot? They are all hilarious.

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Doug

1987 300TD x 3
2005 E320CDI

Those are the one he uses in the frozen food section at Piggly-Wiggly.

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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm.

Thanks for the tip, see ya later!

B

You are a howl!

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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm.

Thanks! I think I'll use them on my wife in case I feel I need a divorce.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

Haha.. I'm gonna try that fat penguin one.

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1985 CA 300D Turbo , 213K mi

I have used the fat penguin one. She was a nun and it did go over very well.

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Satan creates nothing: he only ruins everything. He does not invent: he tampers. And his followers are no different ~ Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigaṇ

Chicago?

Cook county

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Satan creates nothing: he only ruins everything. He does not invent: he tampers. And his followers are no different ~ Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigaṇ

You have a face like a flower...




A cauliflower!

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

Best pirate pickup line:

Prepare to be boarded.

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1985 300TD
1984 380SL
1983 280SE (full Euro, trunk triangle and all!)

Formerly owned:
1986 420SEL
1984 300D
1983 300D
1981 300SD
1976 300D