Humpback Whale oil conversion kit for the 300TD

iPod adapter for in-dash 8-track players and iTunes for TRS-DOS

Ron Jeremy Grooming Products for Men

Condoms with an odometer, Wheelchairs for snails and pants with built in underwear.

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Satan creates nothing: he only ruins everything. He does not invent: he tampers. And his followers are no different ~ Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò

Levi's "Combination Lock" Fly Front Denim Jeans.

Mayfly Retirement Homes

"New York Alley Wall" scented air freshener

Amish Cable Network

Airwick Sauteed Onion Scent

Safety hammer

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1985 380SE Blue/Blue - 230,000 miles
2012 Subaru Forester 5-speed
2005 Toyota Sienna
2004 Chrysler Sebring convertible
1999 Toyota Tacoma

Eh? I don't get it.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

These do have a purpose. You buy a CO2 BB pistol and go practice drive by shooting. I have not done this, ah yet, but it is soooooooo tempting.

Captioning for the blind...

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

Braille instructons on drive up ATM's.

NEW PRODUCTS!!! We already know about the OLD DUMB PRODUCTS!!!

Kuan is looking for NEW ITEMS before the lawyers/INVENTECH get ahold of them!!!!

Give us idiocy!!!!

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

It was a good manufacturing solution, but I could not believe that my idea was capable of a patent.

GROUNDED MANIFOLD AND METHOD FOR MAKING THE SAME
ITW CASE NO.: 20446

Reusable toilet paper.

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

It is actually possible....make it out of Teflon cloth. Expensive, but possible. Just don't try to flush it.

Im not washing that

Pet tumbleweed.

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1985 380SE Blue/Blue - 230,000 miles
2012 Subaru Forester 5-speed
2005 Toyota Sienna
2004 Chrysler Sebring convertible
1999 Toyota Tacoma

Don, there is no need to wash. Just wipe, fling, and reuse.