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Kuan 01-14-2007 07:41 AM
Useless as...
 
A Los Angeles stop sign... :D

Ara T. 01-14-2007 08:29 AM
Why do they call it the California stop?

MedMech 01-14-2007 08:31 AM
an opinion on an internet forum

raymr 01-14-2007 12:02 PM
...teats on a mule.

cmac2012 01-14-2007 12:18 PM
My dad used to say "useless as tits on a boar hog..."

"Mule" makes even more sense as they're sterile!

mgburg 01-14-2007 12:26 PM
*** Useless as... ***
 
tits on a bull.

That's how I first heard in up here in "America's Dairyland" when I was knee-high to a grasshopper.

(I'm wider than that now...:P)

Juck 01-14-2007 12:33 PM
,,, a chocolate chastity-belt.

t walgamuth 01-14-2007 12:51 PM
a rubber cane.

tom w

Botnst 01-14-2007 12:51 PM
Football-bat.

cmac2012 01-14-2007 12:55 PM
Sudanese escalator.

Palangi 01-14-2007 01:16 PM
a milking stool under a bull...

or

a one legged man in a butt kicking contest...

t walgamuth 01-14-2007 01:30 PM
oohhhh nooooo!

it BUSY as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. (come to think of it it works as useless too!)

while on busy......as a cat covering up $hit!

tom w

ncof300d 01-14-2007 01:37 PM
A GM 5.7L diesel.

R Leo 01-14-2007 02:51 PM
Useless as a push button climate control in a W123.

kerry 01-14-2007 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by R Leo (Post 1387403)
Useless as a push button climate control in a W123.
The climate control servo in early 123's.

Jim H 01-14-2007 03:22 PM
Screen door on a submarine.

Hatterasguy 01-14-2007 03:39 PM
Cup holders in a W126...

WVOtoGO 01-14-2007 05:02 PM
As for today in North Texas....
 
:mad: $37M in aircraft. When the weather sucks so bad you don't even open the hangar door. :mad:

t walgamuth 01-14-2007 05:16 PM
a saturn.

sorry saturn lovers.

tom w

MedMech 01-14-2007 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WVOtoGO (Post 1387508)
:mad: $37M in aircraft. When the weather sucks so bad you don't even open the hangar door. :mad:

Perfect day for the girls to get undressed and clean the planes.

Carleton Hughes 01-14-2007 05:47 PM
Vinyl siding.

R Leo 01-14-2007 06:45 PM
Supernumerary nipples.

Frank X. Morris 01-14-2007 10:07 PM
Howdy All,
As useless as a knife in a gun fight.

WVOtoGO 01-14-2007 11:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MedMech (Post 1387527)
Perfect day for the girls to get undressed and clean the planes.
The hangars are heated. But they arent that warm.

I know what you're gonna say next. Save it. :rolleyes:

tc20 01-15-2007 03:57 AM
as useless as ... an ashtray on a motorbike

.... a chocolate fireguard

Jim B. 01-15-2007 05:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by R Leo (Post 1387403)
Useless as a push button climate control in a W123.
Oh, man, LOL! :D (This also applies to the 126 and other lines too!)

Carleton Hughes 01-15-2007 08:25 AM
New design for engine valves.....

aklim 01-15-2007 08:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mgburg (Post 1387211)
tits on a bull.

That's how I first heard in up here in "America's Dairyland" when I was knee-high to a grasshopper.

(I'm wider than that now...:P)
Or balls on a heifer?

aklim 01-15-2007 08:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by R Leo (Post 1387600)
Thinking of Crusty the Clown in the Simpsons?

R Leo 01-15-2007 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aklim (Post 1388034)
Thinking of Crusty the Clown in the Simpsons?
Naa, my own armpit.

dannym 01-15-2007 10:09 AM
As Usless as:

-France

-A swimming pool in New Orleans

-Playoff tickets for Lions fans

-A dictionary in the OD forum :)

-As two racoons and a rubber football :confused:

-Braille on a drive up teller machine

Dee8go 01-15-2007 10:23 AM
Tits on a fish (in keeping with the ever-popular "tits-on-a-xxx" theme).

"France!" Ha! Yeah, I LIKE that one.

GottaDiesel 01-15-2007 10:56 AM
The Iraq "War" to the American People

raymr 01-15-2007 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1388126)
Tits on a fish (in keeping with the ever-popular "tits-on-a-xxx" theme).

"France!" Ha! Yeah, I LIKE that one.
I said teats before, because I thought tits might be banned. But they're not. Tits. TITS!!!

Johnhef 01-15-2007 11:48 AM
...our parts department :D

aklim 01-15-2007 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by raymr (Post 1388197)
I said teats before, because I thought tits might be banned. But they're not. Tits. TITS!!!
I suspect they are originated teats but bad spelling may have changed it to tits. Just like people who cannot pronounce whore (HORE, "w" is silent) changed it to "HO" which they can roughly pronounce.

R Leo 01-15-2007 11:52 AM
Useless as...
 
...a Starbucks™ in Salt Lake City.

Hatterasguy 01-15-2007 01:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnhef (Post 1388205)
...our parts department :D
:D :D :D :D :D Which dealer do you work for now??:D

Kuan 01-15-2007 01:56 PM
A lightbulb in an MG.

mgburg 01-15-2007 04:30 PM
*** Useless as... ***
 
Superbowl rings for Buffalo Bills and Minnesota Vikings Players!


:D

Mistress 01-16-2007 10:57 AM
tits on a fish...

aklim 01-16-2007 10:59 AM
Where was that pic a few weeks ago that showed a pair of hairy boobs on a guy with nipple piercings?

Tits on that guy.

Dee8go 01-16-2007 11:03 AM
Beat you
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mistress (Post 1389229)
tits on a fish...
I beat you to it with "Tits on a fish," Mistress. You weren't here that day, so I thought I'd steal your thunder. I KNEW you'd have said it if you were here.:D

R Leo 01-16-2007 11:27 AM
Useless as...
 
... a piece of ham at Seder.

Mistress 01-16-2007 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aklim (Post 1389232)
Where was that pic a few weeks ago that showed a pair of hairy boobs on a guy with nipple piercings?

Tits on that guy.
He probably needed the "Manzier."

Mistress 01-16-2007 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnhef (Post 1388205)
...our parts department :D
you didn't order my motor mounts and sway bar bushings from them did you?


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