31,104,045 times the boobs on my avatar have bounced since I posted it.

I am trying out a new calulator so I figured it was a good time exercise.

And still just as perky as the first time.

Need a formula for:

Number of woodies realized per each viewing of MedMech's avatar...

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2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

Mathematically correct, no doubt.

However, the philosophical part of me wonders if those boobs do indeed bounce when no one is watching them? The optimist in me wants to say yes, they absolutely do.

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-livin' in the terminally flippant zone

Finding the answer to this conundrum would undoubtedly require a hands-on approach and extensive feeled work.

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2007 E550 4Matic - 61,000 Km - Iridium Silver, black leather, Sport package, Premium 2 package
2007 GL450 4Matic - 62,000 Km - Obsidian Black Metallic, black leather, all options
1998 E430 - sold
1989 300E - 333,000 Km - sold
1977 280E - sold
1971 250 - retired

"And a frign hat. They gave me a hat at the annual benefits meeting. I said. how does this benefit me. I dont have anything from the company.. So they gave me a hat." - TheDon

You are correct, Sir! I am looking forward to testing this. I'll begin by experimenting with my eyes open and then with them closed...

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-livin' in the terminally flippant zone

But about about chaf?

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