>> The owner of a golf course in Minneapolis was confused about paying
>> an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
>> help.
>>
>> He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
>> University of Minnesota and I need some help. If I were to give you
>> $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
>>
>> The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
>> earrings."
>>
>> You gotta love those Minnesota women.
>>
>>
>>
>>__________________________________________________________________________
>>
>> A group of Minnesota friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
>> for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
>> staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
>>
>> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
>>
>> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
>> trail," the successful hunter replied.
>>
>>
>> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
>> inquired.
>>
>> "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
>> steal Henry!"
>>
>>
>> **************************************************
>>
>>
>> A senior citizen of Minnesota was overheard saying...
>>
>> "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Duluth." When asked
>> why, he replied he'd rather be in Duluth because everything happens
>> in Duluth 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
>>
>>
>> **************************************************
>>
>>
>> A young man from Fergus Falls came running into the store and said to
>> his buddy, "Sven, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
>> parking lot!"
>>
>> Sven replied, "Did you see who it was?
>>
>> "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
>> number"
>>
>>
>> **************************************************
>>
>>
>> NEWS FLASH! - Minnesota's worst air disaster occurred!
>>
>> when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University
>> of Iowa students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today.
>>
>> Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect
>> the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
>>
>> The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
>> efforts.
>>
>>
>> **************************************************
>>
>>
>> A Minnesota State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-35. The trooper
>> asked, "Got any ID?"
>>
>> The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

Thanks for the laughs, Bot. Do you have company at your house this week . . . from Minnesota?

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Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
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2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
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I have a friend named Per Vang... heh.

Ya know, I should toss some lutefisk in the Mississippi just for that. But being nice and all up here I'll just toss in the pickled herring.

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I worked in Michigan for about a year surveying for an oil company. Working teh donut from Manastee to Traverse City to Petosky to Rogers City and down in the Ann Arbor area. I got to where I loved pickled herring. When I came back to Louisiana my pals opined that pickled herring was gross, while eating crawfish, oyster and andouille gumbo.

We dined at a nice resaturant while in Helsinki where one of the attractions was the 'Herring Bar'...I'm willing to eat practically anything that can't eat me first so I ordered the 'bar' thinking that it would take a couple of passes down the bar to fill me up. Man, are those things rich!!! One trip though was all I could manage.

Remind me sometime to tell you about eating €400 worth of 'crawfish' at the Savoy in Helsinki.

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Two priests from Minnesota were standing next to each other at the urinals. One looked over and noticed that the other had a Nicoderm patch on his penis. The first said that he was pretty sure that the patch was supposed to go on his arm. The second said that the patch seemed to be working ok because he was down to just two butts a day.

i love the cemetary plane crash joke!

i vaguely think i have heard it before but that does not diminish the enjoyment at all.

i love pickled herring.

tom w

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

..........so why you pickin' on Minnesota?

Not that I have a problem with it....

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