Highway Restop Grafitti
 

Here I sit, broken hearted

Tried to *****, but only farted.

...later thought I had a chance.

tried to fart but ***** my pants!

Who is the fool...

with the wooden stool?

...but no bigger a fool

than he with no stool.

and he with no stool can be cruel.

He who eats many prunes...

Sits on toilet for many moons.

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
giving birth to another Texan....

Confucius say:

Man who get to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger.


Then below that in an Army restroom:


Confucius also say:

Soldier caught writing on bathroom wall have no ass left to itch.

Man Confucius say:

"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."

In the days of old, when knights were bold and toilets wern't invented,
they laid their load beside the road and walked away contented.

or...

...and condoms werent invented,
they tied a sock around their **** and babies were prevented.

Joni loves Chatchi

Who the hell is "CHatchi?!"

from Happy Days.

Those who write on bathhouse walls
roll their **** in little balls
Those who read those words of wit
eat those little balls of ****

Confucious say:
 

Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up.

First thing out of DJs mouth:
(with that Brit accent)

"Tell that man that's just blood nasty.”:mad:

Then she paused a few seconds and said:

“No - Don’t tell’m that. He’ll take it, and make something nasty of it as well.”:rolleyes:

As far as I'm concerned.
She’s gonna hear that one a few more times. :D
Thanks.;)

Truckstop Wit
 

Here I sit with a broken heart,
popped a pill and my truck won't start.

or,

Here comes a Mack™, doin' a mile a minute,
pullin' a trailer with nothin' in it.

There once was a girl from Nantucket...

who got a thrill from pleasuring all of Pautucket...

She danced on the table

At some Englishman's stable...

Who, when he was able, went into her navel,

but if he couldn't, said F**kit!

Seen many moons ago on university stall:

[This university] is too white orientated. A black man can't even use the toilet without having his p***s hang in the damn water. GET DEEPER BOWLS!

(You can imagine the firestorm of comments that set off. None of which were as subtle as the original.)
.

Actually saw this in my college bathroom many moons ago.


...."Here I sit in a cloud of vapor, old V.U. is out of paper.

The bell is ringing while I linger... Guess I'll have to use my finger"

For a good time, call Kuan at 867-5309

So Kuan is the real Jenny?!?!? And all these years I wondered.....

Never mind all that. How about a few pics of your cycles?

Seen In the restroom
 

On a paper towel dispenser: "Phillipine University Diplomas"

On hot air hand drying machine: "Press to hear a one minute speech from Gov. Arnold Schwartzennegger"

Best I ever saw still to date was a while ago 'cause it was in a SINCLAIR gas station in Brooklyn, NY

Marker over the comode;

"Dont throw toothpicks in here --

Our Crabs can poll vault. "


:eek:




......

I'll work on that. I have a digital camera but will have to wait for the weather to improve (snow and ice) and shoot some pix, then figure out how to post them. Stay tuned.
Chuck.

Above the urinal
 

Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.

For a good b.j. dial 278-382-7845 as for Shirley...

Just remembered:



Guys can relate to this well;

Written on the ceiling just above the uirinal;


IF YOU ARE READING THIS ;

YOU ARE PROBABLY PISSING ON YOUR SHOES......




....

Confucious also say:
 

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

LOL

LOL

the king was giving a ball.....his left ball....not because he had to ...but because he had two.

the king strode into the knights parlor, the knights were throwing camel $hit cause in those days bull $hit had not been invented.

$hit flew at random...random ducked....$hit flew at the king...it caught him square in the face....$hit said the king....

and twenty thousand pants hit the floor ...for in those days the king's word was the law.

the king strode into the queen's quarters....where is the queen?, said the king? she is at dunkirk castle...said the queens maid.

oh f&ck the queen said the king.... and a multitude of 10,000 rushed to dunkirk castel.....

for in those days, the kings word was the law.

william shakespeare
maybe

Here I sit,
all tired and dirty,
just hangin' around
until beer thirty.

Here's a fav. of mine which I post in the bathrooms every chance I get. I try to remember to keep a marker in my pocket.
on th paper toilet seat cover dispenser I post:
" Free cowboy hats, with deposites today!!"

In a bar in Sydney, Australia -

"if its got t1ts or wheels its gonna give you trouble"

In a local bar - (about 9ft up the wall)

"if you can pee this high, join the fire brigade"

And a true story, happened in the Dockers Bar, on the quays in Dublin, just around the corner from Windmill Lane studios, where U2 recorded a lot of their stuff - guy walks into the gents, who's there only Bono, not having any joy. Guy stands beside him, flowing away.. looks at him and says....
"whats the matter Bono, stagefright?"

I just couldn't resist..........


Pepsi really hits the spot,
When your sittin' on the pot,
Push the button, Pull the chain,

There goes Pepsi down the drain.

.......From a service station in my youth.

Seen in a bathroom stall in Carrington, ND* circa '95:

"If you voted for Clinton, you can't $hit here 'cause your ********* is in Washington"

*I was stationed in Minot and would travel with a buddy to the "big town" of Fargo once in a while.

For a good time, call Jenny
(insert area code,today) 867-5309

do you have any idea how many people are gonna try that today?

So what's the area code..? I've got free long distance, and a tractor trailer. I can get a load to wherever she is, and be there in a matter of days at the most....Just tell her I'm on my way.