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Old 01-24-2007, 06:38 AM
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Yo, good one...
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I finished up with mentioning Ry Cooder's "Buena Vista Social Club"...
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I found this one on the web:

Removing the Ten Commandments from the courthouse while making people in court swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God, while your hand is on the Bible!
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BTW, "free gift" isn't an oxymoron; it's simply a redundancy. (This from the Department of Redundancy Department.)
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Removing the Ten Commandments from the courthouse while making people in court swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God, while your hand is on the Bible!
right ... Truth Bible
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