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Old 02-07-2007, 01:19 AM
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And the way of the evil man shall be straightened.

Local news reported this evening that Rev. Haggard, after undergoing his required counseling, has declared he is now completely straight.
We can be thankful that such efficient and effective counseling is available to great men of God.

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Old 02-07-2007, 01:25 AM
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:33 AM
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Let's all sing together, 'Rise up ye men of Zion'
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:35 AM
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Old 02-07-2007, 03:14 AM
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Wait a minute, what's going on here?
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Old 02-07-2007, 04:08 AM
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Thank goodness he got the sickness out of his system huh.
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Old 02-07-2007, 04:57 AM
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yeah, right.

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Old 02-07-2007, 07:24 AM
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So,let me understand this volte-face.....does this mean he will drive straight instead of gaily forward?When in England he'll ask for a cigarette instead of a fag?He will refer to odd,rather than queer occurrences?
No longer will a hard man be good to find?and seamen are actually creatures aboard a ship?q'ell dommage
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:12 AM
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Tonight my recovery team showed me photos of fine English china (mostly Spode and Royal Doulton) while squeezing my testicles with needle-nose pliers. Then we clung to each other and sobbed. I was disciplined for trying to snort Pastor Tommy's hair.
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:06 PM
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Haggard's recovery diary
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Tonight my recovery team showed me photos of fine English china (mostly Spode and Royal Doulton) while squeezing my testicles with needle-nose pliers. Then we clung to each other and sobbed. I was disciplined for trying to snort Pastor Tommy's hair.
Straight as an arrow.
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Old 02-07-2007, 07:49 PM
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So,let me understand this volte-face.....does this mean he will drive straight instead of gaily forward?When in England he'll ask for a cigarette instead of a fag?He will refer to odd,rather than queer occurrences?
No longer will a hard man be good to find?and seamen are actually creatures aboard a ship?q'ell dommage
What's more, his switch hitting days are over -- he'll now bat right handed, the way God intended man to bat.

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Old 02-07-2007, 09:08 PM
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Tonight my recovery team showed me photos of fine English china (mostly Spode and Royal Doulton) while squeezing my testicles with needle-nose pliers. Then we clung to each other and sobbed. I was disciplined for trying to snort Pastor Tommy's hair.
That's funny.
How stupid do we think Mrs. Haggard is? Surely, she can't be as stupid on this issue as all the other evangelicals who think he's been cured?
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Old 02-07-2007, 09:13 PM
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Haggard's recovery diary
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Tonight my recovery team showed me photos of fine English china (mostly Spode and Royal Doulton) while squeezing my testicles with needle-nose pliers. Then we clung to each other and sobbed. I was disciplined for trying to snort Pastor Tommy's hair.
Crash, we gotta get you back away from that border a bit. It's beginning to affect the way you think.

BTW, where you been?

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