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Old 03-31-2007, 09:55 PM
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If only I could use the women's locker room

Wife comes out of the locker room and tells me...

"there were two ladies in there doing yoga... naked."

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Old 03-31-2007, 10:04 PM
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Wife comes out of the locker room and tells me...

"there were two ladies in there doing yoga... naked."
Dude, the next best thing is to just goto a yoga class.

The one near me is sausage free (present company excluded) and the women are between 25-45. All fit and very flexible, we have mirrors too!

On Monday, Ann the owner/instructor said, "You've got it good here", all I could do was flash her a ***** eating grin.

You're welcome to attend a class, I guarantee it'll kick your arse. Only thing pussy about it, is... well.... you know.
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:14 PM
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Man I took yoga today. I learned the warrior pose and warrior 2. Then she made us grab an ankle and put one leg in the air and I tipped over.
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Old 03-31-2007, 11:25 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha... Nice.


Kuan, how old were the women doing yoga in the lockerroom?
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Old 04-01-2007, 12:55 AM
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Kuan, how old were the women doing yoga in the lockerroom?
yea.. old ladies doing it is weird



but if they were college volleyball players with those oh so nice bottoms I would be like.. daaaaaaaaaamn
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Old 04-01-2007, 12:57 AM
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yea.. old ladies doing it is weird



but if they were college volleyball players with those oh so nice bottoms I would be like.. daaaaaaaaaamn



Hells yeah!!! I sat in on a girlfriends yoga session... I was like DAMN! but I am not flexible anough, nor do I have the balance...
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Old 04-01-2007, 09:18 AM
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Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha... Nice.


Kuan, how old were the women doing yoga in the lockerroom?
She said they looked like they were early 30's.
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:08 AM
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She said they looked like they were early 30's.
ehhh.. ill have to see to approve
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:13 AM
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Hells yeah!!! I sat in on a girlfriends yoga session... I was like DAMN! but I am not flexible anough, nor do I have the balance...
You should encourage her to keep doing yoga. Keeps her flexible. The more positions availabe the better.
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Old 04-01-2007, 11:19 AM
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She said they looked like they were early 30's.
Should have sent her back with the camera phone.
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Should have sent her back with the camera phone.
Was Jenna Jameson back there?
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Old 04-01-2007, 12:07 PM
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Was Jenna Jameson back there?
If she is, forget the phone. I'll be in there. It would get me into trouble but it would probably be worth it.
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Old 04-01-2007, 06:07 PM
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I can get some pics of naked men with hairy butts doing situps. Want some?
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:26 PM
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I can get some pics of naked men with hairy butts doing situps.

Want some?
Well, if that floats your boat, go ahead.

I don't think I want those.
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:40 PM
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ehhh.. ill have to see to approve
Early 30's and you'll have to approve? Geez dude, by the time they get to their 30's, they are just starting to get good.

Don't take my words for it....just remember them 10-15 years from now.

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