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300SD81 · #1 04-20-2007, 03:24 PM

aka, Marijuana day. Whats your opinions? A few people I know skipped school today..

G-Benz · #2 04-20-2007, 03:39 PM

Too old to skip school...leaving work early to listen to the "Doobie Brothers" on vinyl....does that count?

AustinsCE · #3 04-20-2007, 04:00 PM

We all celebrate it by driving German autos to commemorate their great former leader's birthday. I actually do it twice, with an Audi and a Benz.

TheDon · #4 04-20-2007, 04:01 PM

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We all celebrate it by driving German autos to commemorate their great former leader's birthday. I actually do it twice, with an Audi and a Benz.

I cant do it today.. darn.. oh well maybe Ill go hit on a german chick

The Swede · #5 04-20-2007, 04:09 PM

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We all celebrate it by driving German autos to commemorate their great former leader's birthday. I actually do it twice, with an Audi and a Benz.

Cool, celebrate Hitler's birthday. Fitting to have it on a day for loser dope smokers.

I'll just hang with The Dude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EGwDEbTzoE

John Doe · #6 04-20-2007, 04:42 PM

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loser dope smokers.

Watch it Swede--you know what they say about ex hookers (alcoholics, smokers, ect), don't you?

The Swede · #7 04-20-2007, 04:48 PM

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Watch it Swede--you know what they say about ex hookers (alcoholics, smokers, ect), don't you?

Dang, you had to bring up my hooking days.

Botnst · #8 04-20-2007, 04:51 PM

I never exhaled. I mean inhaled. Whatever. I just know it never affected my uh .....

B

John Doe · #9 04-20-2007, 04:53 PM

Bot, how is the weather going to be tomorrow S. E. of you in Venice?

Botnst · #10 04-20-2007, 05:27 PM

Q. How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?

A. Pass him a Joint

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There once was a stoner from Leeds,

Who swallowed a handful of seeds,

Some beautiful grass,

Grew out if his ass,

But his balls were all covered in weeds!

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A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for
that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't
sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit
toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the
stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV
set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner
leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to
potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a
pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

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So two potheads have been charged with possession :-( and both plead "no
contest." The judge decides to be lenient on them and not give them any time
if they spend the next 24 hours reforming evil drug users. (Must have been a
first offense.) They return to the courthouse the next day and the judge
asks them how many people they've gotten off drugs. The first guy says,
"Twenty-four!" "Amazing," says Hizzoner, since that's about 12,000 times
better than the statistics. "How'd you do it?" "Simple," says the head. "I
just show them: 'O' - This is your brain; 'o' - this is your brain on
drugs."

"Impressive," says the judge. Turning to the second head, he says, "And how
did you fare?" "Yer honor, I saved 233 souls from the bonds of the evil
weed." "And how did you manage that?" "Kinda the same as the other guy,
'cept I told people: 'o' - this is your *******; 'O' - THIS is your *******
in prison."

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Acid joke: Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? A. None.
Alligators can't fly.

Botnst · #11 04-20-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by John Doe

Bot, how is the weather going to be tomorrow S. E. of you in Venice?

We were planning a day-trip to Kisatchie tomorrow or Sunday. Wifey says things is purdy norf of here.

Her's a great source of current conditions offshore.

http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/maps/WestGulf_inset.shtml

John Doe · #12 04-20-2007, 05:41 PM

Yeah I do NOAA and Wunderground, but didn't know if you had any secret gris-gris info. Gonna be on a big boat, so it really shouldn't matter, but if it is like today it will be glorious. Isn't Kissatchie up near where my inlaws live?

mikemover · #13 04-20-2007, 05:54 PM

Great jokes, Bot!!!

Here's one of my all-time favorites:

What did one "Deadhead" say to the other when they finally ran out of acid and pot?.....

....What the hell is this $hitty music we're listening to?!?!?!.....

Mike

John Doe · #14 04-20-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mikemover

Great jokes, Bot!!!

Here's one of my all-time favorites:

What did one "Deadhead" say to the other when they finally ran out of acid and pot?.....

....What the hell is this $hitty music we're listening to?!?!?!.....

Mike

Congrats on the new studio, btw (I just checked out your website). I represented some young studio owners a while back that got wiped out by a major theft (everything--gone) against their landlord who left the building unlocked.

On your website, I noticed you have played with James Hall. I ran into Grant a few weeks ago in New Orleans.

300SD81 · #15 04-20-2007, 06:02 PM

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what is the difference between a drunk guy and a stoner at a stop sign? - the drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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I tried to snort coke once, but the bubbles almost killed me !

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A stoner wants to learn about ice fishing.So he gathers all the necessary equipment and goes to the nearest frozen ice. About 20 feet out he cuts a hole in the ice. "There's no fish there!" booms a voice. The stoner shrugs and moves out another 50 feet and starts to cut another hole. "There's no fish there, either!" booms the voice. The stoner shouts, "Is that you God?"

"No," says the voice, "I own the ice rink!"