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Old 04-26-2007, 04:26 PM
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Man cuts off penis in restaurant

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm

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Old 04-26-2007, 05:33 PM
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Nice......

Why did the surgeons even bother? Let the wacko live the rest of his life without a *****. That way he gets to reflect on his own stupidity every time he takes a whizz (and more). His own fault and the taxpayers' expense (I'm assuming here). I say live and let lop.
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Old 04-26-2007, 06:28 PM
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Why did the surgeons even bother? Let the wacko live the rest of his life without a *****. T
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Old 04-26-2007, 07:35 PM
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Does that come ,"Ala-Mode", or on a dish by itself ?
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But did he leave a tip?
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:55 PM
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i once knew a man who had a job circumcising elephants.....really.....

so i asked him..."does it pay well?"


he said "no, but you get a lot of big tips!"

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Old 04-26-2007, 10:11 PM
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His new nickname is stubby!
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:51 PM
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I think he qualifies
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:51 PM
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How many people would have the balls to do that?
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I read this aloud and Tabby ask if there are pics?
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Old 04-27-2007, 09:14 AM
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Typical linguistic and cultural barrier when an immigrant attempts to rapidly assimilate.

Obviously the fellow mistook a private club for a public venue and reacted in the most literal and frightening manner when asked to hand over proof of his "membership"....................
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Old 04-27-2007, 09:50 AM
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His new nickname is stubby!
Stubby, Stubby, two by four couldn't get any tail anymore . . .
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Old 04-27-2007, 10:08 AM
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How many people would have the balls to do that?
Did he cut those off too?
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This belongs on the "Cutting" thread....Lorena Bobbit was his next door neighbor....
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Old 04-27-2007, 10:39 AM
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It wasn't this restaurant was it?

http://www.englishpub****et.com/2006/12/christmas_menu.html

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