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No, I didn't do a burnout in reverse (but I tried in drive the other day and it almost went or neither did she lose her brakes in drive or neither am I bull*****ting. I was very busy today filing restraining orders and the such.
Let me begin this terrible ordeal. For starters, you all know I am NOT going to go into all kinds of precise details because I don't want the entire internet family here to know EVERYTHING about me. No offense, but reserve a little privacy.
Well anyway, after we had several run-ins discussions about my life and hers blending in a marriage, we finally come to a head last night when she went off on me about how I live my life "too single" and that I needed to tone it up for the future marriage. Things such as taking a midnight cruise through downtown on a weekend alone, working on my car all different times of night, not falling into her unbreakable mold of what a "normal person" should act like. I really felt she was trying to control me and wanted to conform me into some person I'm not. I said "If this is how you're going to act over something simple and we ain't married, then I wonder how it would be if were married."
For the most part everyone, I was tired of being henpecked by her and feeling like she was trying to impose Communism rule over me. She IS very demanding and I got fed up. We break up last night and called off the wedding plans, (God help us that we can get SOME money back). She gives the engagement ring back, thank God. We talk some more and she starts to tell me of what she didn't like in me and how she was only with me because she was settling. She said some more hurtful things that cut deep like a knife. So I leave. I couldn't take it anymore.
Waking up this AM already disgusted and upset that I had made all these plans with this one woman and losing a lot of money and having to face people that I have told that we are getting married, I try to get dressed for work. All of a sudden, I here a boom and my Mustang alarm going off. Uh ohh, something don't sound too good. My now ex-fiancee is ramming that BIG AS$ Escalade truck with the BIG AS$ chrome ramming bar into the back of my Mustang that is parked right behind the SS in my garage.
Let's get a vivid picture of where the cars are at. Impala SS in the garage covered with a car cover parked in front of Mustang GT. She rams the truck into the Mustang GT therefore what? You guessed it. Mustang GT hits the prized Impala SS and after 6-7 more times of reverse and ram, reverse and ram, the Impala was knocked the entire garage now and pushed outside precariously hanging over the 1 1/2 ft tall concrete garage floor.
She blames me for flattening one of her tires on the Escalade and endangering her life by having her drive it like that. I promise on my mother's grave and to God that I DID NOT make her tire flat. She don't believe me and in addition to ramming the vehicles starts to key the cars. Cops were called and she was carted off to jail. Restraining order filed. No more fiancee.
No, you guys. Cars are objects and CAN be replaced. Lives can't. I am pressing charges to the fullest extent to protect myself and whomever's around me. I will not act out in violence over something metal and rubber. I can talk some more but, I have been typing for some time now and getting sleepy. I think some of you remember that story of the thrown cup of cappuccino. [cwm23]

Many pics on that site too

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Damn... I need to remember to stop and buy my wife some flowers after work today. I've got it good...

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1992 300D 2.5T
1980 Euro 300D (sadly, sold)
1998 Jetta TDI, 132K "Rudy"
1974 Triumph TR6
1999 Saab 9-5 wagon (wife's)

Wow! Better (and still MUCH cheaper) to find that out now than several years down the road, eh? The price tag keeps going up as the years and entanglements increase.

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

The wife has access to my 8000# Excursion. Should I be worried?

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Too Goddam bad about the cars but thank Crimini he found out before he married the psycho!

The signs were probably there from the beginning but like most horny guys he was thinking with his schlong..............never too late to learn.

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God I swear this is a scene from COPS!

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Wonder if she is good looking. Maybe I could meet her when she is on the rebound?

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow