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JenTay · #1 05-10-2007, 04:01 PM

really isn't that pretty. Why is her mouth open in all those magazine pictures? I personally think her eyes are too far apart. She could be related to Jesse Jackson.

Another question...I've never really paid much attention to Paris Hilton until she made judicial news but I didn't realize a person could have such a really 'square' shaped face. not too many curves on that face.

The Swede · #2 05-10-2007, 04:09 PM

I never found Spears attractive, however Hilton is a hottie in an unconventional way (putting aside her personality). Along those lines, Jessica Simpson has to be at the top of the list.

JenTay · #3 05-10-2007, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Swede

I never found Spears attractive, however Hilton is a hottie in an unconventional way (putting aside her personality). Along those lines, Jessica Simpson has to be at the top of the list.

i won the Jewel lookalike award once

i guess that's a good thing. ?

TX76513 · #4 05-10-2007, 04:23 PM

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i won the Jewel lookalike award once

i guess that's a good thing. ?

Are you short like Jewel? Before she was famous

and running up and down the I-5 Corridor ran into her a few times in Oregon she is short in flats! As I recall her from a recent TV spot I assume her celebrity status has landed her a dental plan also.

JenTay · #5 05-10-2007, 04:27 PM

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Are you short like Jewel? Before she was famous

and running up and down the I-5 Corridor ran into her a few times in Oregon she is short in flats! As I recall her from a recent TV spot I assume her celebrity status has landed her a dental plan also.

i'm over 5'10" with straight teeth.

Benzadmiral · #6 05-10-2007, 04:29 PM

Britney isn't so much pretty as -- when she was in good shape -- sexy, in a hearty "I *like* guys" way. (You can take the girl outta Louisiana, but you can't . . . you know.)

Paris? Meh.

I've always thought Jewel Kilcher was one of the loveliest women in the entertainment field. Those little irregularities in her teeth are kind of endearing. Otherwise she'd be too perfect!

(Besides, who's looking at her teeth?)

GottaDiesel · #7 05-10-2007, 04:31 PM

Paris and Brittney are both VERY butter faced. Brittney has skin like an alligator, and Paris has a face like a pan. I dated a chick that was a dead-shoe-in for Paris, smoking hot body and that same flat-square head. Her face is totally NOT balanced in the least.

Brittney, she could solve some problems is somebody took a belt-sander to that face of hers. Dope her up on the meth. and she won't feel a thing.

TX76513 · #8 05-10-2007, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Benzadmiral

I've always thought Jewel Kilcher was one of the loveliest women in the entertainment field. Those little irregularities in her teeth are kind of endearing. Otherwise she'd be too perfect!

(Besides, who's looking at her teeth?)

Those long nights and a belly full of Redhook draft at Magoo's in Salem.................ahh not going to go their

JenTay · #9 05-10-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GottaDiesel

Paris and Brittney are both VERY butter faced. Brittney has skin like an alligator, and Paris has a face like a pan. I dated a chick that was a dead-shoe-in for Paris, smoking hot body and that same flat-square head. Her face is totally NOT balanced in the least.

Brittney, she could solve some problems is somebody took a belt-sander to that face of hers. Dope her up on the meth. and she won't feel a thing.

belt sander huh? i would have to take a closer look. does she have acne scars?

420SEL · #10 05-10-2007, 04:35 PM

Paris looks better in person and was actually very classy and nice when I met her. It made me think the public persona we see in the media is mostly an act.

JenTay · #11 05-10-2007, 04:37 PM

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Paris looks better in person and was actually very classy and nice when I met her. It made me think the public persona we see in the media is mostly an act.

i bet she'll even look better in prison stripes. do you think she'll ask that her stripes be dry cleaned?

fresh fish indeed.

The Swede · #12 05-10-2007, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JenTay

i won the Jewel lookalike award once

i guess that's a good thing. ?

Yeah, I'd say so. She had an earthiness about her that I found attractive.

The Swede · #13 05-10-2007, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GottaDiesel

Paris and Brittney are both VERY butter faced. Brittney has skin like an alligator, and Paris has a face like a pan. I dated a chick that was a dead-shoe-in for Paris, smoking hot body and that same flat-square head. Her face is totally NOT balanced in the least.

Brittney, she could solve some problems is somebody took a belt-sander to that face of hers. Dope her up on the meth. and she won't feel a thing.

Tough crowd.

WVOtoGO · #14 05-10-2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JenTay

really isn't that pretty. Why is her mouth open in all those magazine pictures? I personally think her eyes are too far apart. She could be related to Jesse Jackson.

Another question...I've never really paid much attention to Paris Hilton until she made judicial news but I didn't realize a person could have such a really 'square' shaped face. not too many curves on that face.

I’ve flown them both. I agree with everything you’ve said.

Of the two (looks aside) - I’ll take Paris. She’s at least capable of sitting with her mouth shut.