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07-13-2007, 10:59 AM
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Estate Planning
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit twenty-million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. 
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07-13-2007, 11:17 AM
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Good one! Was her name Anna Nicole Smith?
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07-13-2007, 02:42 PM
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That's one way to lose $20M. Trying to double it in Vegas would be another way.
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