More miserable puns

[Kuan]

How do you drive a train?

It's pretty straightforward.

[Larry Delor]

A pirate walks into a bar. The steering wheel to his ship is attached to his penis.

The bartender says, "Sir, you have a steering wheel on your penis."

The pirate says "Arrr, and it's drivin' me nuts." (insert pirate voice here)

[Carleton Hughes]

This thread,like our Congress, promises too much innocent stupidity to allow it to die.....

"I'm up at the crack of dawn".


"that's where they found Tony Orlando"..........

[Dubyagee]

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

[Carleton Hughes]

Originally Posted by Dubyagee

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Billy Joel you mean,did it twice in the Hamptons I recall............

[Carleton Hughes]

Oh,,fut the whack.......did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control her pupils???