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Old 07-26-2007, 07:58 PM
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PaulC and Howies Joint

Come on in and have a scotch, spritzer or whatever you like any, enjoy a chat or just shoot da shat its up to you. Tell a joke, share a smoke this is a thread about nothing but good fun and pun.


No losers allowed.

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Old 07-26-2007, 08:01 PM
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:07 PM
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Do you share the joint with Paul?

Pass it back and forth between you until you're on the floor dying of laughter?

That might be worth a visit.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:10 PM
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Do you share the joint with Paul?

Pass it back and forth between you until you're on the floor dying of laughter?

That might be worth a visit.
Even you are invited for some idle chit chat, keep it sticky but not icky.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:11 PM
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Share? They each have their own -- they're rich, they said so!
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Even you are invited for some idle chit chat, keep it sticky but not icky.
"Even me"........well........I'm very honored.........we could discuss your failure to get your Coast Guard buddies to sit on my head. Maybe your connections are not quite as solid as you imply.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:22 PM
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All)
At last we are to meet him,
The famous Captain Spaulding.
From climates hot and scalding,
The Captain has arrived.

Most heartily we'll greet him,
With plain and fancy cheering.
Until he's hard of hearing.
The Captain has arrived.
At last - The Captain has arrived.

(Butler)
Mr. Horatio W. Jamison, Field Secretary to Captain Spaulding.

(Jamison/Zeppo)
I represent the Captain who insists on my informing you of these conditions under which he camps here. In one thing he is very strict, he wants his women young and picked and as for men, he won't have any tramps here.

(All)
As for men he won't have any tramps here,
There must be no tramps.

(Jamison/Zeppo)
The men must all be very old,
The women warm, the champagne cold.
It's under these conditions that he camps here.

(Voice off Screen)
I'm announcing Captain Jeffery Spaulding.

(All)
He's announcing Captain Jeffery Spaulding,

Oh dear, he is coming,
At last he's here.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
Hello, I must be going,
I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going.
I'm glad I came, but just the same I must be going.
La La.

(Mrs. Rittenhouse/Margaret Dumont)
For my sake you must stay.
If you should go away,
You'd spoil this party I am throwing.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer through,
But I am telling you,
I must be going.

(All)
Before you go,
Will you oblige us,
And tell us of your deeds so glowing?

(Spaulding/Groucho)
I'll do anything you say,
In fact I'll even stay!

(All)
Good!

(Spaulding/Groucho)
But I must be going.

(Jamison/Zeppo)
There's something that I'd like to say,
That he's too modest to relay.
The Captain is a moral man.
Sometimes he finds it trying.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
This fact I emphasize with stress,
I never take a drink unless - Somebody's buying.

(All)
The Captain is a very moral man.

(Jamison/Zeppo)
If he hears anything obscene, He'll naturally repel it.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
I hate a dirty joke I do,
Unless it's told by someone who -
Knows how to tell it.

(All)
The Captain is a very moral man.
Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
Did someone call me Shnorrer?

(All)
Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

(Jamison/Zeppo)
He went into the jungle where all the monkeys throw nuts.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
If I stay here I'll go nuts.

(All)
Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.
He put all his reliance, In courage and defiance,
And risked his life for science.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
Hey, hey.

(Mrs. Rittenhouse/Margaret Dumont)
You are the only white man to cover every acre.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
I think I'll try and make her.

(All)
Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.
He put all his reliance, In courage and defiance,
And risked his life for science.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
Hey, hey.

(All)
Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame
And that is why we say, Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

(Spaulding/Groucho attempts to speak)
My friends, I am highly gratified at this magnificent display of effusion and I want
you to know.........

(All)
Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame
And that is why we say, Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

(Spaulding/Groucho)
My friends, I am highly gratified at this magnificent display of effusion and I want
you to know.........

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African big hero.....
Well, somebody's got to do it!
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:22 PM
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"Even me"........well........I'm very honored.........we could discuss your failure to get your Coast Guard buddies to sit on my head. Maybe your connections are not quite as solid as you imply.

I'm working on that, my guys over there were transfered one of them is going to have a new baby soon so I don't want to bug him to find out who the new MFIC in charge is.

I will though, you can count on that.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:28 PM
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I will though, you can count on that.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:29 PM
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Oh, who farted? Geeez.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:31 PM
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I will though, you can count on that.
I've been holding my breath for months............if I do it any longer, my chest will explode..........but, I'm sure you'd be fine with that.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:36 PM
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Oh, who farted? Geeez.
Someone light a match.
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:07 PM
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Joint: Weed.
I almost forgot to ask: What were the final survey results?
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:33 PM
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I almost forgot to ask: What were the final survey results?
What was the topic?
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:51 PM
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Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Roll another one
Just like the other one
You've been hangin on to it
And I sure would like a hit

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Rolllllllllllllllll another one
Just like the other one
That one's just about burned to the end
So come on and be a real friend

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Everybody sing along this time

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

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