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Old 07-27-2007, 04:01 AM
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I saw this on the website of the S.F. Chronicle and had to post it.


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2007/07/26/violetblue.DTL

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Old 07-27-2007, 04:46 AM
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Readers Beware !!

Thanks Chris....
We just love to start the day at 0330 with a story of: “ What’s found up a bum”

John and Julia are even an odd quiet over this one.
A little shutter from both.

In other words: EEEWWWW !!! SICKINING !!!


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... to think of the “open discussion” on this one.
Please - No medical pictures, Mistress.


(perhaps we should hi-jack and talk spins )
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Old 07-27-2007, 05:56 AM
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Old 07-27-2007, 08:03 AM
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Old 07-27-2007, 09:44 PM
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I followed the "things I learned from my patients" link...Quite entertaining!
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Old 07-28-2007, 01:36 AM
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I followed the "things I learned from my patients" link...Quite entertaining!
Yeah, I was laughing out loud at that.
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Old 07-28-2007, 01:43 AM
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Old 07-28-2007, 10:05 AM
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Reminds me of some photos I was preparing for a radiology conference on just the same thing- everything from lightbulbs to vibraters....

when I worked in the ER a man came in with a vibrator lodged up his bum and they couldn't operate until the batteries died...he waited a long time the batteries were Energizer Bunny batteries.
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Old 07-28-2007, 10:25 AM
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Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix

by Peter J. Stephens, M.D., and Mark L. Taff, M.D.
from the American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology 8(2):179-182, 1987.

This article describes an unusual rectal foreign body resulting from homosexual anal erotic activities. The patient had used an enema containing a concrete mix which became impacted and required surgical removal. The use, abuse, and complications of enemas are reviewed.

Key Words: Anal eroticism--Colorectal injuries--Enemas, cement--Foreign bodies--Paraphilias.

During the last 20 years, sexual habits have changed in western society. Both homosexuals and heterosexuals have shown an increasing interest in anal erotic practices, including the use of enemas for sexual enjoyment. We report a case of a klismaphiliac who had an impacted foreign body in his rectum followin an enema with a concrete mix.

CASE REPORT
A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress. Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.

Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.

Under general anesthesia, the anus was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction. A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident. The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.

The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

PATHOLOGIC EXAMINATION

Examination of the specimen revealed a perfect concrete cast of the rectum, measuring 12 X 7 X 5 cm and weighing 275 g (Fig. 2). A thin layer of feces coated the surface and crevices. Grooves in the mass were consistent with rectal mucosal folds. A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball. This corresponded to the radiolucency observed in the abdominal x-ray.

Thanx to Mark Slater for digging out this article and to Nate Galbreath for the photos. --cb
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The thread title reminded me of the "oldie but goodie".

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The thread title reminded me of the "oldie but goodie".

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I thought you were speaking of the "Herculiner on my Hootus" incident.

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