Here is a list of new innovative "trysaying" phrases for your office.

1. Try saying:
I think you caould use more training
Instead of:
You don't know what the f______ your doing.

2. Try saying:
She's an aggressive go getter
Instead of:
She's a ball busting b_____.

3. Trysaying:
Perhaps I can work late
Instead of:
And when the f______ do you expect me to do this?

4. Trysaying:
I'm certain that isn't feasable
Instead of:
No f________ way!

5. Trysaying:
Really?
Instead of:
You've got to be ****ti*ng me!

6. Trysaying:
Perhaps you should check with....
Instead of
Tell someone who gives a *****.

7. Trysaying:
I wasn't involved in the project
Instead of:
It's not my f______ problem.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Nice !

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1989 300E 144K

8.
Don't make paper airplanes.

9.
Don't launch said paper airplanes into the brokers office.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

If you got it too fly consider tht an accomplishment from an aeordynamic stand point.

__________________
"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

It was a good flight, nice and level!

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

"I will not shoot paper clips into the acoustical ceiling"
"I will not shoot paper clips into the acoustical ceiling"
"I will not shoot paper clips into the acoustical ceiling"

Ever thrown pencils at your ACT ceiling? I walked into an office once and the ceiling almost looked like it was made of fur there were so many pencils stuck into it!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

In school all the time, it was quite a sport.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Oh man, does that bring back fond memories, the guys I wused to work with would throw pencils into the tiles and one day my boss walked in and had no clue she was standing under about 7 pencils right over her head tht was funny! They looked like yellow ice cycles.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Boss summoned Sue to his office and told her: I have some bad news. I have to lay you or Jack off.

Sue said: Well, you have to Jack off then, I have a headache.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

That's great, Aklim. Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles