Mergers
 

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.


1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace

Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.


2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and

become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.


3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:

MMMGood.


4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge

and become:

ZipAudiDoDa.


5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.


6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild


7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Poupon Pants.


8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!


And finally :


9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

Titty Titty Bang Bang

I heard the M&M Mars was to merge with 3M to create

Consolidated chocolates and adhesives?

A candy bar that will stick to your ribs.

Instead of your hips?