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You think you got it bad.
No matter how bad things are in your life...at least your not married to this woman.
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Asked about why they divorced, she said the fire was gone. She was trying to rekindle the romance! (wife's pun, drumroll her, not me)
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Symptoms: a "burning" sensation when trying to urinate...
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She was just looking for alittle "smoked sausage." Kidding aside, he must have pushed some button during the day. I have photographed them surgically removed but smoked thats a new one.
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Maybe the first clue:
As he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka
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