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Can you please break this in a couple of fives and the rest in singles?
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How were they able to detect that it was fake?
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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Someone stepped out of line to use the bathroom when god was handing out brains...
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL |
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So . . .what? They have ***** for brains?
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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The Treasury never produced a $1M bill.
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Are you kidding?! I have a whole wallet full of them . . .
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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........good........I'll take one.........
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#8
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He tried?
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- Brian 1989 500SEL Euro 1966 250SE Cabriolet 1958 BMW Isetta 600 |
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No problem. If you will kindly deposit $1000.00 USD inmy bank account in the Cayman Islands to cover postage and handling, I will gladly send you one next Tuesday . . .
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
#10
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Of course..........give the account number in the Caymans..........I'll take care of it right away..........
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I particularly enjoyed the marks from the marker used to detect counterfeit currency.
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#12
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To quote a phrase, "Gotcha."
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Clearwater is a beautiful little town with an unfortunate history of textile mill closures. The working folks left behind turned the town into a trailer park and it is now a sad place. When I lived in Augusta, GA during part of high school, folks from Clearwater and the vicinity were referred to as "valley rats."
The Godfather of Soul venerable JB lived about ten minutes away. He had a man what went into the bank for him |
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So who's dumber - the idiot who tried to pass the bill, or the idiot with the currency marker who tested its validity?
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- Brian 1989 500SEL Euro 1966 250SE Cabriolet 1958 BMW Isetta 600 |
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dumb.....dumber........moronic..........what the hell's the difference..........the world is full of 'em............it's inescapable.
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