Closets, Man-Caves, Manhattans and Queens

[Mistress]

This Father's Day thread is dedicated to all the fathers out there who are out numbered by women living under the same roof. I just want you too know that even though there may be days when you walk around wondering whether or not its all worth it and the simple answer is "Yes." The women that have over-taken your castle and seemingly pushed you out to the man-cave permanently while reducing your half of the closet to what seems to be nothing more than one foot wide do appreciate your sacrifice. Not only that, we honestly do understand your bafflement (new word) as you peer into the bathroom and wonder what in god's name do women need fifty types of hair care "products" and twenty different kinds of soap, that are spilling out of over-stuffed bathroom cabinets. Therefore, it's your god given right to retreat to the man-cave and slam down a Manhattant or two knowing that your Queen and the princesses appreciate the fact that you do pay the mortgage on the castle even though you only seem to inhabit about 6 feet of it. Happy Father's Day Guys. I know this is early but you have to strike when these creative moments come.

[SwampYankee]

God bless you guys! You're a special breed. My one is plenty and she's not even 9 yet.

My neighbor has 3 daughters along with a female dog. He shows up in my backyard, 2 beers in hand, no matter how trivial or menial a task I'm performing (or just sitting on my @$$).

Two of my close friends (the guys I have season tickets to the Patriots with), each of whom I would classify as mimbos in their college days as well as frequent patrons at gentlemen's clubs, each have been blessed with two daughters. Times like that I really wonder about Karma and payback.

This ones for you!