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Old 01-15-2008, 11:01 PM
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Talking Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

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Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.

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Old 01-15-2008, 11:29 PM
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:33 PM
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When I was in my mid twenties I had a prostrate infection. My doc was an old fart who suggested regular use of the equipment would prevent cancer and other maladies of the prostrate.

I have endeavored to exercise the equipment as often as possible ever since...only in the interest of excellent health of course!

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Old 01-16-2008, 12:28 AM
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Aint' it a carnal sin?
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Old 01-16-2008, 04:53 AM
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Aint' it a carnal sin?
Thou shalt not "beat thy meat"...
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Old 01-16-2008, 05:42 AM
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They used to say it would make you blind......

so I only did it till I needed glasses.....

Thick ones.

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Old 01-16-2008, 05:54 AM
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Would having sex with the wife have the same effect ?
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:31 AM
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Of course but you don't go blind from that, that is why my eyes have not gotten worse for the last 30 years or so.

Recently my glasses have not needed to be so thick (actually) so I am not sure what that means in the overall picture though.

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Would having sex with the wife have the same effect ?
Only if she sits on your face while giving you a tug job........don't ask me how I know.
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Old 01-16-2008, 08:26 AM
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I am 43 and diabetic and still don't need any glasses.
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Hard to shave your palms without cutting off a thumb. Guess I'll have to use an electric razor.
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I see said the blind man....
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:19 PM
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Would having sex with the wife have the same effect ?
Just in case it doesn't, you can wait until the next time some girl parks her car in front of your bay doors
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Old 01-16-2008, 04:02 PM
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Aint' it a carnal sin?
Yeah - it's called Onanism, after Onan - who refused to impregnate his dead (God killed him) brother's wife, so he spilled his seed upon the ground. So God killed him too. The Old Testament is such a happy book.
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Old 01-16-2008, 11:27 PM
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I enjoyed the story about (was it Lot?) the fellow who was the one rightous man who lived in Sodom and Gomorra, whose wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.

He was later living in a cave by himself with his two daughters. So eventually the daughters decided that they were never going to find a rightous man to marry so to prevent the family tree from dying they got the old man drunk on wine and had sex with him so each of them could have a baby.

(I never heard the rest of the story, since there were no other girls around I wonder if the ever resourceful girls later had sex with their son to propogate the family?)

This may be another test question for B's morality quizz!

Sorry for the blasphemy.

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