I thought you might like to share this as this is going to happen here soon.

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'Word of Warning' for those of you who may be regular B & Q customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned out
to be quite traumatic.
Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you!

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they
say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another B&Q or Wickes.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, and 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times
just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So, please be careful during these trying times.




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"A liberal is someone who feels they owe a great debt to their fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money."

remember the home depot one posted earlier.. this one is just "britished"