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Humor For Lexophiles
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. A backward poet writes inverse. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A calendar's days are numbered. A boiled egg is hard to beat. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine . When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Acupuncture: a jab well done |
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Thanks, Al, I needed that. Those were pretty funny and I learned something new. I never knew what a "Lexophile" was before today.
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A knee grows in Brooklyn....
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