The Wedding Test
 

THE WEDDING TEST

I am a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I have been happily
dating for over a year - and so we've decided to take the next step and
get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It is her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law is twenty-two, wears very tight
miniskirts, and generally goes braless. She regularly bends down when
she's near me. The view is always compelling . I'm thinking it has to
be deliberate because she never does it when she's near anyone else.

One day 'little' sister calls and asks me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She's all alone when I arrive and whispers she has
feelings and desires for me she can no longer overcome. She tells
me she wants me just once before I get married and commit my life to
her sister.







Well, I'm in total shock and can't say a word. Then she says, 'I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me.







I am, needless to say, stunned and frozen in shock as I watch that
wholesome hardbody climb the stairs.

I stand there for a moment, then turn and make a beeline straight to
the front door. I open the door and head straight for my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family is standing outside, all
clapping!





With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugs me and says, 'We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Heard it before. Still funny.

That's great!

It's still hilarious today! Although I probably would have failed it!

I still remember similar situations with girlfriends that had hot roomates!:eek:

That is soooo old.

I used to be a chef at a sorority house.

Kappa Kappa Gamma.

Boy was it tempting when the girls brought their younger sisters around.... ;)

I never heard it before. That was great, Carl. Thanks!

On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife, Cara.
The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically
produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a
teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will be longer and harder than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' the shaman responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon. "
I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Cara to join me in the bedroom.
When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, I was the manliest of men.
Cara was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition.

My GF's sister teases me all the time... :bomb::sweatdrop Like Forrest Gump says: "That's all I have to say about that..."

Well sisters are related so technically its not cheating.
Whats Aklim's view on it?:D

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? "You have been with me all through the bad times. When

I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"


"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.


"I think you're bad luck... get the **** away from me."

Oh man, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

Sounds like an old Penthouse Forum story. You know the ones with 14 adjectives in each sentence.... usually numeric.

Or: hot, hard, wet, heaving, etc.

I'd still say it is cheating if one the married sister doesn't give consent. Of course, if all 3 are consenting, :ladysman: Party time.

Bed the both of them at the same time. Keep it in the family if you are going to cheat.