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Going to Texas on Wednesday.......can I do a rodeo?
Hey guys,
I'm leaving for Dallas, Texas on Wednesday for Spring Break. I'm not too sure why the heck I'm going there but my friend is dragging me along. I would like to get on a bull to do some rodeo. Where do I go for that crap? I'm a Jersey boy and have all my NY GIANTS crap ready for when I go out to the local hick redneck bars. Since I've been working out I'm pretty strong so I'd like to see one of those straw chewing boys step up. I heard Texas people are pretty calm though. Any cool stuff to see in Texas? It sounds like a sheet-hole so I'm trying to make the best of it. Recommend something cool to do there. Kamil
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Rent a convertible and drive around the Texas School Book Depository.
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KKKamil,
If you want to flex your new founded muscle, drive out of the Dallas area and into any hick town and look especially for bar with those old fashion swing door. Go in and yell as loud as you can "Texas are for steers and queers". Then have yourself a good time. Guess this will be the last time I talk to you? God speed and God bless.
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Dude man, forget the rest of these losers. You gotta go to this place called Havana. Yeah it's a latin club/bar, but it f'ing rocks! Stay for the after hours party.
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You won't get a rise from anyone here...lots of Texans wore (and STILL wear) NY GIANTS gear...we all hated the PATRIOTS!
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I love going places when I have no idea why.
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Please post your springbreak pictures here @ http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
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Texas and Dallas is very cool. Do the Book Repository tour then head to Fort Worth for the cow town atmosphere. You need to to got the Stockyards for real cowboy stuff. I did not see much of that in Big D -- seems much more corporate than FW There are a bunch of good clubs. but if you want to know where to go, have dinner at the Embassy Suites on Stemmons Ave (near Inwood) talk to Millie the waitress. She will clue you in on the Dallas hot spots!
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Be sure to buy a nice cowboy outfit so you'll fit in.
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Seriously, you should hookup with Txbill. He'll show you all the cool spots around. He's famous for his tailgate parties ya'know?
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I rode a bull before. The rodeo gave me $5 to do it and $20 more if I stayed on for 8 seconds. Needless to say, all I got was $5 which I have framed up.
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Come to the auction barn in Milano and tell us what a sheethole this place is...give me a day's warning, I want to sell tickets to the fun.
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ROFLMAO.
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Check out the area called "Deep Elm"
Dangerous as siht now, but fun too. Take a gun !! And if you plan on acting up expect to get shot or arrested. The metal band Pantara owns a bar down there. There are few other clubs also. Tattoo shops. Naked chicks. Homeless people. Beggars, liars, and thieves. Fun for one and all. Dont take a nice car ! Look me up, I am just 45 miles north of Dallas.
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