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Old 04-09-2008, 10:46 AM
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This is funny, "Dear Mom"

I try to be careful about posting stuff like this but it hit me as very funny this morning. Sorry if it is old, ect.....







A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I
have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But
it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be
very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
; ; ; Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we < /I>
will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son Jon
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that' s in my center desk drawer.
I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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Old 04-09-2008, 10:48 AM
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Mother's Day is coming up.....
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Old 04-09-2008, 10:51 AM
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Ah... hah!

There were times when my report card bypassed my parents' eyes straight to my Grandma's.
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:20 AM
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lol...good one. Could have used that letter a few times in my past...
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:31 PM
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lol...good one. Could have used that letter a few times in my past...
That is why it struck me as funny: it immediately took me back 25 years to thinking of creative ways to explain, well, mostly, demerit slips in my backpack
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:08 PM
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This is pretty much the opposite of what happened to me. My trig teacher cent a "progress report" home with me to show my parents. He apparently figured that I, like every other student, would open it up, read it, and never show it to my parents. Imagine my mothers suprise when she read the teacher's note stating "Listen up, if you don't get off your ass and do some home work I'm going to cut your f#$%ing balls off!".

It was a good thing that everyone involved had a good sense of humor! The worst I suffered was having my trig teacher tell me he thought there was no way I would have ever shown my mother the note. I told him I never looked at it, just handed it to her folded up just like he handed it to me...

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Old 04-09-2008, 02:17 PM
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That is hilarious, Bav. My trig teacher story involve me misinterpreting some perceived sexual vibes when I was 15
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:52 PM
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That is hilarious, Bav. My trig teacher story involve me misinterpreting some perceived sexual vibes when I was 15
you misread the sines.
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Old 04-10-2008, 11:34 PM
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Oh now thats good!
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Old 04-11-2008, 10:02 AM
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you misread the sines.
The rumor is that John also got the teacher to cosine a note.
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