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This is funny, "Dear Mom"
I try to be careful about posting stuff like this but it hit me as very funny this morning. Sorry if it is old, ect.....
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. ; ; ; Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we < /I> will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son Jon P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that' s in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. |
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Mother's Day is coming up.....
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Ah... hah!
There were times when my report card bypassed my parents' eyes straight to my Grandma's.
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lol...good one. Could have used that letter a few times in my past...
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That is why it struck me as funny: it immediately took me back 25 years to thinking of creative ways to explain, well, mostly, demerit slips in my backpack
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This is pretty much the opposite of what happened to me. My trig teacher cent a "progress report" home with me to show my parents. He apparently figured that I, like every other student, would open it up, read it, and never show it to my parents. Imagine my mothers suprise when she read the teacher's note stating "Listen up, if you don't get off your ass and do some home work I'm going to cut your f#$%ing balls off!".
It was a good thing that everyone involved had a good sense of humor! The worst I suffered was having my trig teacher tell me he thought there was no way I would have ever shown my mother the note. I told him I never looked at it, just handed it to her folded up just like he handed it to me... MV |
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That is hilarious, Bav. My trig teacher story involve me misinterpreting some perceived sexual vibes when I was 15
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you misread the sines.
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Oh now thats good!
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The rumor is that John also got the teacher to cosine a note.
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