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Chappaqua, New York -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of Senator Hillary Clinton. The flood began in the Senator’s private bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of these books have been lost. A spokesman said the Senator was devastated as she had almost finished coloring the second one. The Governor’s office tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

Amusing, but not being well-read is not among the Hildebeast's many shortcomings. It would work better as a Bush joke.

Fewer people can pronounce Manitowoc than Chappaqua

Communist Manifesto is available at Amazon.

Obama can lend her one of his copies.

And fewer can spell Manitowoc!:D