Yesterday at Costco I'm buying this Costco cash card because I need it to pay for a slice of pizza. So the cashier says

"How much do you want on the card?"

Me: Fifty thousand dollars

Cashier: Fifteen?

Me: Nope, Fifty thousand

Cashier: OK (she starts punching it in)

Me: Hey! I'm just kidding!

Kudos to her, she called my bluff! Can't bull***** a bull*****ter!

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

This is about where you lost me.

Well at their food counter you can't use a credit card, only cash or a Costco gift card. I didn't have cash on me.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

thats kinda dumb. .

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". . .back before accountants designed cars"

-Current Stable-
'78 MB 450SL-C 107.024.12.020783 #3840 <Kayleen>
'85 FORD F250 6.9L Diesel <Allison>
'98 Lexus ES300 <Rachel>
Long Gone...
'74 Chevy G10...........................'99 GMC Yukon 4X4
'83 Chevy Suburban 6.2 diesel .....'99 SAAB 9-5
'90 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS............. '01 Chevy Tahoe
'98 Nissan Altima .......................'02 MB ML320
'88 Chevy Suburban V2500 4X4 6.2 diesel

I love my Costco gas...

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1999 Toyota Corolla VE (Mine)
2006 Honda Odyssey (Wife's)
1979 300CD (sold)

Anyone got a match?............WoooooooWeeeeeee....oh my........Breath mint??

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Matt (SD,CA)

1984 300SD.. White/Chrome Bunts..Green

1997 2500 Dodge Ram 5.9 Cummins 12 Valve 36 PSI of Boost = 400+hp & 800+tQ .. ..Greenspeed

2004 Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 Quad Cab Cummins 5.9 H.O "596hp/1225tq" 6 spd. Man. Leather Heated seats/Loaded..Flame Red....GREENSPEED

Global warming...Doing my part, Smokin da hippies..

Fight the good fight!......

Their pizza sucks...

I hate Costco, its full of yuppies and everything they sell is massive.

The cookies are pretty good though.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

They have good polish dogs at their food counter too...


I like the scenery in Costco too. Some of the yuppies have nice "tail lights" and "head lights".

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

I just don't see why I would need a gallon of mayonnaise, or a 5 pound box of Cheerios.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Yeah, but living on campus in college gives me a good reason to buy 50 billion red cups, and 4 thousand beers. Not to mention like a barrell of vodka.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

True, you can never have to many cups.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Or beers.


I am moving out of the dorms next year, and into the on campus townhouses.

Its gonna be interesting, as there is not quiet hours, and in between the houses there is a layer of brick, and sound absorption stuffs.


I wonder if I can fit my pool table in the house...

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Yeah those are better, my friends are in townhouses now. You can party all you want no one gives a damn...well unless the cops show up!

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Or vowels.